Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

49. NX Worries (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)

Stray Observations

  • Opening credits (Yellowjackets, S01E03)
  • Car chase (Hawkeye, S01E03)
  • Jack Owoc's house (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)

Stray Observations

  • "No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile. I can—I can accommodate anything. If I start second guessing, it collapses." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "Jeff, Elon…" (Succession, S03E07)
  • Hudson Yards (Succession, S03E07)
  • "Today is pretty fucking iconic." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "This is friends only."
    "Oh. Shouldn't it be empty then?"
    "Beat me by one second." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "This is my treehouse." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "I shouldn't say anything. Even the look on my face is commercially sensitive." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "Uh, you need anything? What can I get you?"
    "Privacy, pussy, pasta."
    "Done. Reece can help you out. Like pussy, coke, wristwatches, fucking garganelli, he's like a one-man dark web." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "And we got the Tiny Wu-Tang Clan." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "Hi, Connor. I'd like to offer you a complimentary cashmere sweater." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "I lost a Norwegian Wool in a fusion restaurant in Vancouver." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "There you are, fucking hiding from me. Like a human VPN." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "You ready to crucify Billy Joel?" (Succession, S03E07)
  • "And your speech kind of tees it up with a kind of ironic, 'This is the culmination of my life's journey, to be crucified to save you morons, and…'" (Succession, S03E07)
  • "It's dressed in a tuxedo, nailed to a cross, singing 'Honesty' by Billy Joel?" (Succession, S03E07)
  • "Uh, what about the Tiny Wu-Tang?"
    "Tell 'em they've got it all ahead of them. Yeah." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "Ken had me try to call Springsteen to rescue the vibe and then that got countermanded and now I'm working on a…jetpack for him to leave through the retractable ceiling." (Succession, S03E07)

(Succession, S03E07)

  • "I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order, and I can't get happy." (Succession, S03E07)
  • "'The Dance of the Sugar Plum Failure.'" (Succession, S03E07)
  • "I think he's just aggressive because he hates his name. I don't know. I'm new at this. Maybe I got to go empty the dog. Okay. I'll be back. Come on, Garfield." (Dexter, S09E04)
  • "In Trig, you never confused your secants with your cosecants." (Yellowjackets, S01E03)
  • SnackWell's (Yellowjackets, S01E03)
  • ♫: Kim Wilde – "Cambodia" (Yellowjackets, S01E03)
  • "Fuck them kids." (Insecure, S05E06)
  • "I swear I saw somebody walkin' a coyote on my way here. White people be tryin' to make pets outta everything." (Insecure, S05E06)
  • "Dr. Sebi said cow cheese is toxic. White people know." (Insecure, S05E06)
  • "Why the fuck she hungry when I'm hungry?" (Insecure, S05E06)
  • "I mean, you sound attractive, but you know, the telephone's very deceiving. You never know. I was once on the phone with a woman from Ticketmaster for half an hour, and I met her, and it was—it was ridiculous, it was crazy!" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "If it were me, I wouldn't have done it. But that's because I lost chivalry, uh, after the divorce." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "That motherfucker is F-A-T positive." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "He don't want no fucking olives with the red–what's that red shit stuck inside the fucking olive?"
    "Yeah. Same shit that come out of a lady after she have a baby." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "And I'm coming to the conclusion that the reason that I don't see patients in your office—"
    "Is because of the nature of my underwear." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "Once your balls are dangling, it's over." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "People like an everyman, just so you know."
    "They may like an everyman, but most every man is kind of stupid." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "What kind of woman becomes a urologist anyway?"
    "A very bright, enterprising woman who wants to make dicks and butts better." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "That's an act of war, the Perrier." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "It's Sophie's choice. And you're the baby who's going." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
  • "Previously on fuckin' Chucky…" (Chucky, S01E08)
  • "You wouldn't believe the amount of tail I get like this."
    "Dick, too." (Chucky, S01E08)
  • "Kill the twink." (Chucky, S01E08)
  • "Oh, that is so gay." (Chucky, S01E08)
  • Chucky Season Grade: B
  • KB Toys (Hawkeye, S01E03)
  • "I mean, look on the bright side. You don't have to go see Imagine Dragons."
    "I love Imagine Dragons." (Hawkeye, S01E03)
  • "I'm not smashin' a '72 Challenger. Come on." (Hawkeye, S01E03)
  • ♫: The Kinks – "Father Christmas" (Hawkeye, S01E03)
  • "Why does nobody old know how to wear a mask?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)
  • "We bubbled together during the pandemic because, well, we're both essential workers at the bar."
    "Yeah, yeah. Charlie and I, we're the last tit on the hog before the asshole." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)
  • "Get the pelts, you bitch!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)
  • "Well, that's what makes America the greatest country in the world. When you're in need, the government comes in and bails you out."
    "Nothing made me more money than businesses I sent into bankruptcy. That's the American way." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)

(It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)

  • "Yeah, well, and Frank did red-face in…"
    "It wasn't red, it was brown." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
  • "Happy birthday, little baby ho. I wish your ho mama – Riggs' wife – and my daughter could be here to see this, but she died. Run along and play, little bitch." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
  • "Marlon Brando got to jam butter up his co-star's orifice against her will and got nominated for an Oscar." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
  • "I don't want butter to get involved." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
  • "Uh-oh. What's that? This is phone." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
  • "Well, one of the last socially acceptable groups to villainize are entitled white women." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
  • "A tsunami."
    "Oh, but, you know what? Let's call it a tidal wave. That feels less racially charged. I don't want to say that all waves are Asian." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)

(It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)

  • "Tidal wave! Where'd that come from?"
    "Well, no country specifically. Just an act of God, I guess."
    "No God specifically. Just the universe or whatever." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
  • "Guys, we have to listen to the young. Otherwise, we are doomed to have sex with only old people for the rest of our lives." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
  • Pokémon poster (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)
  • "So, it has sort of a…a mustiness." (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)

(How To with John Wilson, S02E02)

  • "What are you drinking right there?"
    "I don't know. Well, a new Mountain Dew, uh…'Rise' energy drink. I just came from the doctor, so—" (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)
  • "This one's good, but my cousin got me a necklace from Claire's. Like, I get a rash from nickel. Like, that's why I only wear Swarovski." (PEN15, S02E09)
  • "Hector wants to play Crash Bandicoot: Warped with her and hang out." (PEN15, S02E10)
  • The Deftones White Pony shirt (PEN15, S02E12)
  • "Oh, darling, you know I don't drink water with my pills. I only take sherry." (PEN15, S02E12)

(PEN15, S02E12)

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