Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

50. First Kiss (PEN15, S02E15)

Stray Observations

  • "She says she can't live off…macaroni and memorial services."
    "Oh, wow! Poor old Eleanor Rigby wants to eat dick and drink champagne for the rest of her life instead?" (Succession, S03E08)
  • "Oh, no. Scary Poppins is on maneuvers." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "Maybe he's just going to Macao and he's feeling lucky." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "Maybe he's trying to fuck a gaming site something with…" (Succession, S03E08)
  • "Well, I'm not used to negotiating via eggplant. I'm not sure he wants the deal. He might just want a fucking moussaka." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "He had a bit of bad luck with a salmon-smoking business and he lost his place in Pimlico." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "Do not try to fuck Laurie." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "Iverson!" (Succession, S03E08)
  • "Life's not knights on horseback. It's a number on a piece of paper. It's a fight for a knife in the mud." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "I'm a great revolutionary. A bit of fucking spice. Bit of fun. A bit of truth. I fucking know things about the world, or I wouldn't turn a buck. Not necessarily nice things." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "I'm already so stressed, I'm jerking dust." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "Is he a Twitter panty-flasher? Or is he a serious person?" (Succession, S03E08)
  • "I can win any bout with a boxer fuck, but I don't know how to knock out a clown." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "Have you heard of dick pics, dad?"
    "Well, we do publish a number of popular newspapers, so yes, son." (Succession, S03E08)
  • "I don't want her hanging around like frozen fucking piss." (Succession, S03E08)
  • Angel (Dexter, S09E05)
  • "Hell, I should kill this guy just because of the wallpaper." (Dexter, S09E05)
  • "I hate to break it to you, but we're not Rizzoli and Isles. I don't need you." (Yellowjackets, S01E04)
  • "How 'bout you gimme some of that e pluribus anus?" (Insecure, S05E07)
  • ♫: Latto – "On God" (Insecure, S05E07)
  • "Derek and I might be moving to Denver."
    "Wait, what the fuck?"
    "Denver, Denver? Like the omelet?" (Insecure, S05E07)
  • "You gotta be really intentional with the people you love." (Insecure, S05E07)
  • "I just texted Daniel Kaluuya your address, so y'all gonna have to queen and scram."
    "'Get out' was right there, girl."
    "Bitch, shut the fuck up!" (Insecure, S05E07)
  • "Non-pros, there's nothing they love more than when actors tell them what they think."
    "Wow. What a mouthful." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
  • "Have you ever thought about maybe running for, uh, senator, or congresswoman?"
    "Uh, no?"
    "What about a congresswoman?"
    "I don't wanna move to D.C. Too cold." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
  • "Dr. Frankenstein didn't fuck the monster bride."
    "How you make a woman like that and not tap it?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
  • "Can't a motherfucker live a life?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
  • "But that golf, that's white man problems."
    "Yeah. We have golf. You have voting." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
  • "He's very strong on environmental issues."
    "Really? Like what?"
    "He respects wood." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
  • "Well, I hate people individually, but I love mankind." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
  • "I tapped the lady that made the holes." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
  • "You're voting for Reimenschneider?"
    "Hmm. I have a proposition for you. I'm voting for Mayhew. We kinda cancel each other out. You know, this line? Why don't we get the hell outta here?"
    "I like it. Yeah." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
  • "Guess who came into the bar during my shift last night?"
    "The feds?"
    "Kim Dotcom." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S03E07)
  • "(Not allowed to show game footage)" (Joe Pera Talks With You, S03E08)
  • "Oh, my God. You're… You're Archer."
    "It's the branding issue, I'm telling you." (Hawkeye, S01E04)
  • "She's awfully composed around her own idol. If I ever met Huey Lewis, I'd be a wreck." (Hawkeye, S01E04)
  • "My wife gave me this bag. It's embroidered. It says 'Bombshell.'" (Hawkeye, S01E04)
  • "Richie Keen, keep it clean." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E03)
  • "You know, Dennis looks like Jerry Seinfeld."
    "Thanks, man. Yeah, that's kind of what I was going for."
    "Yeah. I don't like how mean they are to each other on that show." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E03)
  • "Okay, I'll walk on my toes, so you can't tell I'm on skates." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E03)
  • "We can legally fire her and bring in whichever man we want."
    "Oh… Okay. I see, I see where you were going with that."
    "Yeah, he's got an agenda." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E04)
  • "Rumor has it that he also did a short stint making drinks for Kitty Dukakis."
    "Okay, okay. Interesting."
    "You know those were stiff." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E04)
  • "'Whiskey beer island of green and fight.'" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E04)
  • "I would've liked to have said a few words."
    "It's a funeral, not The Moth." (And Just Like That…, S01E02)
  • Chucky (And Just Like That…, S01E02)
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic – Bad Hair Day (How To with John Wilson, S02E03)
  • "He's huge in parking." (How To with John Wilson, S02E03)
  • Volvo casket (How To with John Wilson, S02E03)
  • "Yeah, I can't—I can't even do a mile run."
    "Yeah, it's 'cause it turns into the mile walk every time." (PEN15, S02E13)
  • HIM shirt (PEN15, S02E13)
  • "Your knee is in my back."
    "That's my dick." (PEN15, S02E13)
  • "What are you even talking about? I wipe fine, mom." (PEN15, S02E14)
  • "It's a massager." (PEN15, S02E14)
  • PEN15 Season Grade: C

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