Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

1. Grown Ups (The Real World Homecoming: Los Angeles, S02E06)

Honourable Mention

  • ♫: A Tribe Called Quest – "Excursions" (Station Eleven, S01E07)

Stray Observations

  • "You only have leverage if I am not willing to make you talk, which, in this case, means that you have no leverage at all." (Yellowjackets, S01E07)
  • "We already at $5,000."
    "Five Gs, like the cell phone." (Insecure, S05E10)
  • "I don't want you to regret anything."
    "I don't." (Insecure, S05E10)
  • "This is birthday dick you deserve." (Insecure, S05E10)
  • "She's such a good mom. Dresses nice, one braid." (Insecure, S05E10)
  • ♫: Birthday songs (Insecure, S05E10)
  • "I feel like our friendships just got hard all of a sudden." (Insecure, S05E10)
  • "Now remember, birthday sex only happens once a year, so try that thing I told you about. If you black out, you did it right. If he black out, call for help." (Insecure, S05E10)
  • ♫: Kelis – "Bossy (feat. Too $hort)" (Insecure, S05E10)
  • </Insecure>
  • "You don't want to be another Sir John Gielgud, do you?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • "Regal Beagle!" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • "I am not Stockholm tapping." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • "There's never been a moment of my life that I did not have total penis awareness." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • "It's a lot to do, just to have more than one wife."
    "Yeah. I gotta say, it's an appealing proposition, though. Because you have one, after two days, you go to number two. You get tired of two, you move on to three. By the time you're done with three, you're ready to go back to one. It's like a manager with a pitching staff." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • "You've heard the Tabernacle, the choir?"
    "What's more beautiful than castrated boys singing?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • "That's not a hug! That's like an old-time photographer pose." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • Alexander Vindman (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • "You know what a good book title would be? China and Russia on That Bullshit." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • "Before you get to the gate, grab me one of those neck pillows…and two Slim Jims. They don't have 'em over there." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E10)
  • </Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11>
  • "He wants you to pay him."
    "What? I'm the crime lord. He's supposed to pay me." (The Book of Boba Fett, S01E01)

(How To with John Wilson, S02E06)

(How To with John Wilson, S02E06)

(How To with John Wilson, S02E06)

  • </How To with John Wilson, S02>

(MacGruber, S01E06)

  • "Oh, my fucking dick!" (MacGruber, S01E06)
  • "Oh, what's so funny, huh? You think about your favorite Dilbert quote? Huh, you little fuckin' dumbass Dilbert fan?" (MacGruber, S01E06)
  • "By the way, I am a Dilbert fan." (MacGruber, S01E06)
  • "But I was wrong. 'Cause you're not a piece of fuckin' shit. You're a piece of fucking friend." (MacGruber, S01E06)
  • "That's right, MacGruber. I did it all for the nookie." (MacGruber, S01E06)
  • ♪ "Let me make it up to you, baby." ♪ (MacGruber, S01E06)
  • "So yeah, he may be hung like a butterfly, but he stings like a gnat." (MacGruber, S01E06)
  • MacGruber wiping his butt cliffhanger (MacGruber, S01E06)
  • "Tomato, 'toe-muh-toe.'" (MacGruber, S01E07)
  • "Private Fukk" (MacGruber, S01E07)
  • "Hey. Sharold."
    "Livestrong." (MacGruber, S01E07)
  • Laurence Fishburne talking about the Architect (MacGruber, S01E07)
  • "Nice job, Piss." (MacGruber, S01E07)
  • "So we now think your father is the Architect, and we're basing that on information we got from one of your farts?"
    "Looks like someone's finally playing chess." (MacGruber, S01E08)
  • "Are you sure about this?"
    "Vicki, people lie. Buttholes don't." (MacGruber, S01E08)
  • </MacGruber, S01>

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