Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

3. Dance, Dance (Peacemaker, S01E01)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • Blockbuster card (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • ♫: 2Pac – "Hit 'Em Up" (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • "You're probably fuckin' eating that ginger's ass for fuckin' oxys." (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • "What the fuck? Are you just puttin' it in there? What are you doing? Oh, my God…okay. Jesus, that's your whole fucking crotch. Ow, that looks like it hurt, ow." (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • Martha Kelly (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • ♫: "Hypnotize" / "Back That Azz Up" / "Party Up" (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • Nate opening bottles with his teeth (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • ♫: Nate listening to Orville Peck (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • Sydney Sweeney's boobs (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • ♫: Cutting Crew – "[I Just] Died in Your Arms" (Euphoria, S02E01)
  • "On the surface, Iron Lake may seem like the idyllic snow globe town Norman Rockwell would jerk off to. But I came here because an overprivileged, cis, white boy named Matt Caldwell went hunting in the woods one day and never came back." (Dexter, S09E10)
  • ♫: Radiohead – "A Wolf at the Door" (Dexter, S09E10)
  • "We'll get through this. The world needs us." (Dexter, S09E10)
  • </Dexter, S09>
  • ♫: Seal – "Kiss From a Rose" (Yellowjackets, S01E08)
  • "Hey, that's a nice dick, Ernie." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "What's confusing? He's blasting cum everywhere." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "Bottom line: Your mom and I are not comfortable talking about cum with your baby brother. Load-blow convos are more appropriate, we believe, coming from an older sibling, as opposed to mommies and daddies." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "Streaming services."
    "Amen!" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • ♫: Heavy Young Heathens – "Come to Communion" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • BJ's milk in a wine glass (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "Hey, do not talk about my wife's vagina at church lunch, do you hear me?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "So we did it Nike style, dog. We just did it, okay? We're whim babies." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "Prince Eric? Who the fuck is that?"
    "The boy from The Little Mermaid."
    "The hottest guy in the entire Disney catalog."
    "It's Ariel's boyfriend, you fucking bitches."
    "Oh, lord. Y'all went down to Disney World, didn't invite any family to come to your wedding, and you didn't even get a legacy character to marry you." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "Judy, I don't want to discuss the mermaid wedding." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "You gotta marginalize your siblings. First-borns lead the way when parents trip." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "Okay, so the hot tubs are near where the elephants hose down Noah's ark?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "Like I'm gonna kiss that smelly ass ring that's probably been shoved up Amber's pussy."
    "Oh, it's definitely been shoved up her pussy. That's why kissing it is so very cool." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "Where's the littlest son we have who's been cumming on things?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "You have terrific tits."
    "Thanks for the cheese enchiladas." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E01)
  • "Thaniel Block."
    "Thaniel." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E02)
  • "I'm not a lesbian partner. I'm her husband, BJ." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E02)
  • "Oh, hey, do y'all know Joe Jonas?"
    "Joe Jonas from the Jonas Brothers?"
    "No, he…married to Game of Thrones?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E02)
  • "That's wild. Thought of the same damn thing that Joe Jonas thought at the same time." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E02)
  • ♫: Linkin Park – "One More Light" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E02)
  • "I'm hearing this, and I'm processing it, and I'm just thinking the only way we put this to an end, daddy, is if I go seduce this man. You know, get some intel through turn-ons, hand-holds, eye contacts. Jack him off just a little bit."
    "No, what we're gonna do is zip our lips, like I said."
    "Well, I'm just gonna go on record saying I think it'd be better if Judy at least jacked this fella off than do nothing at all."
    "Daddy, I could just get him hungry." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E02)
  • "How do I look, Yellow Man?"
    "Y-you look like you're about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow." (Smiling Friends, S01E03)

(Smiling Friends, S01E05)

  • Century Egg (Smiling Friends, S01E05)
  • DDR (Smiling Friends, S01E07)
  • "I always wanted to be a SoundCloud artist, man." (Smiling Friends, S01E07)
  • "I actually wanted to kill Puerto Ricans." (Smiling Friends, S01E07)
  • </Smiling Friends, S01>
  • "Did you see my video that I did about softening elbows? I did it to the tune of 'Black and Yellow.' ♪ Soften elbows, soften elbows ♪" (Abbott Elementary, S01E03)
  • "Why does it say #BelieveScience, #RollTide, #BelieveAllWomen…#LockHerUp?"
    "You said you wanted eyes on it." (Abbott Elementary, S01E03)
  • "She said, 'I want a man with a bigger throat,' and then she left." (Grand Crew, S01E04)
  • Peli Motto (The Book of Boba Fett, S01E03)
  • Danny Trejo (The Book of Boba Fett, S01E03)

(The Book of Boba Fett, S01E03)

  • "Whew! Father, Son, and Kasey Musgraves over here, baby." (Next Level Chef, S01E03)
  • ♫: Elton John – "United We Stand" (Station Eleven, S01E10)
  • </Station Eleven, S01>
  • "Aquaman fucks fish?" (Peacemaker, S01E01)
  • "You're that racist superhero!"
    "You only kill minorities, man!"
    "I killed a fair amount of white people too!"
    "The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say!"
    "If somebody's committing a crime…"
    "…am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is?"
    "No. But you need to watch white people as closely as you watch people of color, so you see more of them committing crimes!"
    "Fine. That's, that's a good point. I will trust white people less in the future, and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied?" (Peacemaker, S01E01)
  • "What's the op?"
    "Domestic situation, known as Project Butterfly."
    "As I recall, you guys aren't particularly creative with the case file names. Project Starfish was a giant walkin' starfish. So, what, am I fighting a Mothra now? I am? I'm fightin' a Mothra? What the fuck do I fight a Mothra with?" (Peacemaker, S01E01)
  • "Her tits are way too big to be sugar tits. Sugar tits are, like, smaller, perkier tits. Like…yours. Uh, technically, I think you may have sugar tits too, but somehow that also feels inappropriate." (Peacemaker, S01E01)
  • "Oh, my God, could you at least take you helmet off? You're gonna get dressing all over it."
    "Dressing is easier to get off this helmet than a human lip. That's a fuckin' fact. You want to have a dressing-getting-off contest right now?" (Peacemaker, S01E01)
  • "I don't wanna come to your abortion, man." (Peacemaker, S01E01)
  • "Hey, I gotta thank you for tonight. I was having a crazy, fucked-up day, but when I was in your pussy back there, I felt, I don't know, fuckin' hope!" (Peacemaker, S01E01)
  • "Uh, we both love Cinderella."
    "Seven years, not once have you mentioned Cinderella!"
    "What? I talk about Cinderella at least once a week, Evan! You just never fucking hear me because you're always going on about Coldplay and Foster the fucking People!"
    "Oh, you're gonna put down my musical taste now? How fucking low are you?"
    "'Pumped Up Kicks,' Evan? Do you know what that song is about?" (Peacemaker, S01E02)
  • "Arrest me or get the fuck out of here, chopsticks."
    "Yeah, well, we'll be seeing you, fork!"
    "Fork? Why not spoon?"
    "Everybody in the world uses spoons."
    "I mean, spoon would've been more demeaning. Makes it like a baby thing. You know, little babies use spoons."
    "Okay, adults also use spoons, but I get it." (Peacemaker, S01E02)
  • "What? I don't even like when my balls are in somebody's mouth, okay? It gives me the wrong type of chills. And all I can think about is how long it's been since I've gotten checked for testicular cancer." (Peacemaker, S01E02)
  • "Louis C.K., how he showed people his dick. He, himself."
    "Because he's a ginger?"
    "A fucking… What?"
    "Look, hey, I'm begging you. Will you please, please just look at my crotch? Come on." (Peacemaker, S01E02)
  • Chicago VHS (Peacemaker, S01E02)
  • "Hey! Holy shit, look at that. It's a funny smiley man." (Peacemaker, S01E02)
  • ♫: Santa Cruz – "Drag Me Down" (Peacemaker, S01E02)
  • ♫: John Murphy – "Pumped Up Kicks [feat. Ralph Saenz]" (Peacemaker, S01E02)
  • "If one of them does become a friend, it should be her, because there's a bunch of rumors going around about you being racist, and, you know, frankly, it's a little embarrassing for me. As if I become a racist by osmosis, even though I mostly kill white people, so…" (Peacemaker, S01E03)
  • "Just because that's an unattractive child doesn't mean I wanna kill it." (Peacemaker, S01E03)
  • "One thing I'm in favor of, it's two chicks going at it."
    "Oh, geez."
    "What? I'm a fuckin' ally."
    "Having a lesbian haircut doesn't make you an ally."
    "You haven't seen my porn folder, 400 gigs of alliance." (Peacemaker, S01E03)
  • "It's Berenstain Bears, not Berenstein Bears." (Peacemaker, S01E03)
  • "You remind me of a shit I took last night, only Asian." (Peacemaker, S01E03)
  • "Why is it not coming off?"
    "'Cause your blades are dull as fuck, man! Why don't you maintain your torture shit?"
    (Peacemaker, S01E03)

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