Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

7. Striptease (The 2022 NBA All-Star Game Draft Show, 10 Feb 2022)

Stray Observations

  • Cacti (Euphoria, S02E05)
  • "It's one of the good parts of being a woman. Even if you don't have money, you've still got something people want." (Euphoria, S02E05)
  • "Are you sure that this is safe?"
    "All pharmaceuticals are safe, Rue." (Euphoria, S02E05)
  • "You know what's funny, Rue? When I first saw you, I thought, this girl's gonna be in my life for a long time." (Euphoria, S02E05)
  • "My whole house smells like asshole." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E06)
  • "Hey, why don't we grab some, some craft beers, sink some suds?"
    "Why don't you sink your own suds? How could you possibly expect me to drink craft beers when there's fucking killers on the loose? Whole church sucking my wife's dick." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E06)
  • "We are thriving. There's no reason to question. These yummy smoothies prove it." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E06)
  • "Clean your underwears out of the master." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E06)

(The Righteous Gemstones, S02E06)

  • "You want to try to fucking kill my family? How 'bout I kill your fucking family?"
    "Grandparents, kids, special needs. Chop their fucking heads off."
    "Okay, Chad. Shh. I'm doing the threats, okay?"
    "Rape 'em."
    "The fuck are you talking about, Matthew? We're not raping people."
    "Not the women. Not the wom—we don't rape women."
    "No, guys! Okay, enough. I'm the fucking spokesman of the threats, okay?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E06)
  • "Come for my family one more time and I will end you. Everything we talked about here tonight will happen. You dead, family dead, head chop-offs, rapes, all of it!" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E06)
  • "I don't really mess with gym teachers. Their voices never match their faces." (Abbott Elementary, S01E07)
  • What do you think of these?"
    "Oh, wow, those are fun."
    "Not you, Carlton." (Abbott Elementary, S01E07)
  • "Yeah, well, your real name is Sarah! I saw it in your birth certificate collage!" (Abbott Elementary, S01E07)
  • "Just what I need – a man who wears used pants bringing me a tray of pickles." (Abbott Elementary, S01E07)
  • "Oh, why would you put that together?"
    "Power clashing." (Abbott Elementary, S01E06)
  • "If you refuse these terms, the arid sands of Tatooine will once again flourish with flowered fields fertilized with the bodies of your dead." (The Book of Boba Fett, S01E07)

(The Book of Boba Fett, S01E07)

  • </The Book of Boba Fett, S01>
  • "C.C. DeVille, John Stamos."
    "John Stamos?"
    "Fuckin' asshole." (Pam and Tommy, S01E04)
  • Rand reading Yacht Report (Pam and Tommy, S01E04)
  • "Fuck is this shit?"
    "It's King Crimson, man." (Pam and Tommy, S01E04)

(Pam and Tommy, S01E04)

  • "Milton Ingley. Low-level porn producer out of Van Nuys. Rand did some features for him back in the day. Anal specialist." (Pam and Tommy, S01E04)

(AEW Dynamite, 09 Feb 2022)

  • "Whatever the case, I'm in."
    "Hashtag MeToo." (Peacemaker, S01E07)
  • "Sorry, who are you?"
    "Walt is my name. Walt Butler."
    "Oh, the butler." (The Afterparty, S01E05)
  • "Stop Sound of Music-ing!" (The Afterparty, S01E05)

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