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10. No Cap (Wheel of Fortune, 01 Mar 2022)

Stray Observations

  • "Wait, are you on Instagram or Twitter?"
    "Hell no." (Euphoria, S02E08)
  • "Get the fuck off of the horse." (Euphoria, S02E08)
  • "I have a lot of 'I'm sorry's' to do, but not a lot of 'I forgive you's.'" (Euphoria, S02E08)
  • ♫: Dominic Fike and Zendaya – "Elliot's Song" (Euphoria, S02E08)
  • "Jules was my first love. I'd like to remember it that way. I don't know if that's actually true, though. I think I was high for too much of it." (Euphoria, S02E08)
  • ♫: Labrinth and Zendaya – "I'm Tired" (Euphoria, S02E08)
  • </Euphoria, S02>
  • "So why don't you be a good boy and fuck off out of my Airbnb?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)
  • "We still want to be parents and child with you." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)
  • John Amos (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)
  • "Lissons Kiddo Ranch" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)
  • "Look at Joe Jonas! He likes it!" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)
  • "Let's touch tips." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)
  • "I had baby Lionel, but he fell in the toilet." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)


(The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)

  • "No, you're fuck¡ng privileged!"
    "Hell I am! You're privileged!"
    "You're privileged the most." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)
  • "I'm so sorry I told everybody that you have a tiny pecker and that you don't provide for me and the girls, 'cause you do provide. You're a real good daddy."
    "I am? And I got a big pecker? Bigger than Waylon's?"
    "You provide for the girls." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)
  • "Remember, Aunt Tiffy, what I told you about when you bathe."
    "ABC."
    "That's right. Angles, butthole, coochie." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)
  • "BJ, if we ever had a baby, do you promise you'd still want to fuck me even if my sh¡t got played out by the kid?"
    "Judy, I'd love nothing more than to bang your played-out mother pussy for the rest of my days." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)


(The Righteous Gemstones, S02E09)

  • </The Righteous Gemstones, S02>
  • "Gay sleepover." (Better Things, S05E01)
  • ♫: Bloodhound Gang – "Fire Water Burn" (Better Things, S05E01)
  • Marty Krofft (Better Things, S05E02)
  • "Welcome to Van Nuys." (Better Things, S05E02)
  • "That was not… You-you're too young to know it."
    "I'm 54." (Better Things, S05E02)
  • ♫: Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats – "S.O.B." (Better Things, S05E02)
  • "♪ Young dick, get out of my life / My love for you is way out of line / You better run, dick / You're much too young, dick ♪"(Better Things, S05E02)
  • "We in a screensaver, y'all. The simulation is real."
    "Mamma mia, I feel like I'm in the hillsides of Italy."
    "Ray Liotta." (Grand Crew, S01E09)
  • "So this one is our 2015 estate Syrah, one of our trademark wines from one of our best vintages."
    "Oh, okay. See, this, this one is, um…free." (Grand Crew, S01E09)
  • "Now, I'm not a rom-com guy like you, but shouldn't you be meeting her halfway with this running stuff?"
    "Oh, snap, you're right, but she's so close, it's too late." (Grand Crew, S01E09)
  • ♫: Tkay Maidza – "Where Is My Mind?" (Grand Crew, S01E09)
  • "You are to cause no drama, no conflict, do nothing that complicates things for me, screws things up for me, such as beating up Jay Leno." (Pam and Tommy, S01E07)
  • </jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy>


(The Goldbergs, S09E15)


(South Park, S25E04)

  • "Mr. Mackey, we were just here to try and give that pony diarrhea by feeding it Erewhon." (South Park, S25E04)
  • </Next Level Chef, S01>
  • "How much you hear?"
    "Sounded like Old Testament this time."
    "Fuck." (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "Get your ass up and get that blood off my floor." (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "And make sure he don't bleed all over my baby's balloons." (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "I'm sorry for…shooting you and all. I'm glad you didn't not make it." (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "Uh-uh, nigga." (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "Jerome Saint, how's it going?"
    "It's your world, nigga." (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "2PCE187" license plate (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "What if she know?"
    "What if who knows what?"
    "She's supposed to be psychic, right?" (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "Rest your spirit." (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "Look, take as much time as you need. But not too much time. Bitches is broke." (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "What would you like, Queen Louie?" (Snowfall, S05E03)
  • "Talk like a wooden boy."
    "Do the wooden boy voice."
    "Do the wooden boy voice!" (Our Flag Means Death, S01E01)
  • "I'm forming a small search party to retrieve the hostages from their pee." (Our Flag Means Death, S01E02)
  • "No, look, I'm incredible at keeping secrets. My mom thought I liked girls for years." (Our Flag Means Death, S01E02)
  • "All right, it's a bit gentrified, but it's still the Republic of Pirates." (Our Flag Means Death, S01E03)
  • "Man for sale! Healthy, sturdy, obedient man for sale!"
    "Listen, I think you might wanna adjust the pitch because it's quite unclear what you're selling." (Our Flag Means Death, S01E03)
  • "Uh, please bring us a round of your finest wine."
    "We're out of wine."
    "Well, then what's this all over my boy?"
    "That's blood. I mean, we serve that. Do you want blood?"
    "I think we'll go for something stronger." (Our Flag Means Death, S01E03)
  • "My noses!" (Our Flag Means Death, S01E03)
  • "What are you doing?"
    "His ego's pissed 'cause Helly called him out for boot-licking." (Severance, S01E04)
  • </The Afterparty, S01>

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