Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

34. The Adam Project (The Rehearsal, S01E06)

Honourable Mention

  • Joker sitcom main title (Harley Quinn, S03E06)
  • Silent birthday party (The Rehearsal, S01E06)

Stray Observations

  • "Fucking camper." (Westworld, S04E08)
  • ♫: Ramin Bahrani – "Pyramid Song" (Westworld, S04E08)
  • </Westworld, S04>
  • "This is how you get back at me, huh?! You go and find some lite-brite to fuck?!"
    "Hey, who the fuck you calling 'lite-brite'?" (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • "Mm-kay, Barack!" (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • "Don't mind me. White liquor makes me a little cunty." (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • ♫: Lil Murda – "Seven Pounds of Pressure" (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • "Sponsorships expire, but royalties last forever." (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • "Smell like bussy up in here." (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • "Ah! Guh-guh-guh-yuh-gah! Six feet apart, now."
    "Africans don't get it." (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • ♫: Sam Cooke – "Bring It on Home to Me" (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • "'Don't ever forget…just 'cause a bitch good at keepin' the peace don't mean she ain't good at wagin' war.'" (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • "That ain't no decision. That's impulse…which is the sister of stupidity." (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • "I don't want you to make love every night to regret." (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • "You ain't fuckin' dreamin'." (P-Valley, S02E10)
  • </P-Valley, S02>
  • "Like, I work consistently, despite the fact that I'm not good at anything."
    "It's true."
    "Do you know why?"
    "'Cause you white?" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E09)
  • "Why would I want to smell Erykah Badu's pussy at a time like this?""
    "Why would you not want to smell Erykah Badu pussy? Have you heard Mama Gun? Can't wait 'til they make her gooch." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E09)
  • Drew's surname is Hill (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E09)
  • "Honesty is nice, but job interviews, they're more about just, like, leaning into the lies. So, just like a nice…like an exaggeration."
    "So let's say I used to work security for Barack."
    "Okay, let's lie, let's lie a little less."
    "Say Michelle, then." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E09)
  • "This nigga the one lying."
    "What? Okay, no, no. Kevin, you know we do not use the N-word at No Negro Left Behind."
    "I don't want to be called a Negro either."
    "What? Why?" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E09)
  • "Take this fucking wack-ass EBT tree with you, too." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E09)
  • "Can't you leave it with Blue?"
    "I don't shit where I eat, bro. No."
    "Well, y-you can't shit in the bike shop."
    "Yes, I can."
    "I guess you just did." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E09)
  • "You know what? Let me make it up to you over some Red Lobster." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E09)
  • Nancy kissing and flirting with the Morris Chestnut poster (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E09)
  • "Where do you see this ending?"
    "Where do I see it ending? Um… With me on top. Like always." (Better Call Saul, S06E13)
  • "And you think jurors are gonna buy that?"
    "One. All I need is one." (Better Call Saul, S06E13)
  • "The fact is, Walter White couldn't have done it without me." (Better Call Saul, S06E13)
  • The flame of the lighter and the cigarette are the only color allowed into the Jimmy-Kim timeline (Better Call Saul, S06E13)
  • </Better Call Saul, S06>
  • "Oliver, I do not have anything in the apartment that goes to the bathroom out in the open! It's a rule I have!" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E09)
  • "Dorothy threatened to walk because she says the Scarecrow shouldn't be played by neurotypical actor." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E09)
  • "I'm so Greek, I could go bankrupt, and no one in the world would help me." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E09)
  • "And who are you supposed to be? Rocky Zero?" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E09)
  • "Oh, my bone!" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E09)
  • "Tell me, Teddy, how many other women in the building did you impregnate with your oily Grecian sperm? (Only Murders in the Building, S02E09)
  • "On your worst day, you didn't drag your son into a criminal enterprise or cover up his involvement in someone's death."
    "But I did recently encourage him to get involved in the theater, so…" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E09)
  • ♫: Fiona Apple – "Criminal" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E09)
  • "It's always sad when a Polish fellow gets cataracts." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E07)
  • "Well, you see, that theory betrays an ignorance for the many Polish fellows that have done very well vis-à-vis bowling competition money."
    "Agree to disagree."
    "Boy, do your thing."
    "Hey, Siri, search 'Polish bowlers top cash prize earners.'" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E07)
  • "¿Te llamo Shit Bag'?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E07)
  • "I haven't a clue who this Gena Lee Nolin is, but…" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E07)
  • "Why is there so much fucking sharp wood in this house?!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E07)
  • "We never hang anymore."
    "Bro, I'm not very comfortable with emotional flamboyance, as well you know." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E07)
  • "Kill him, get his button cock."
    "It's working, I'm draining him."
    "I'm draining him, too." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E07)
  • "What the fuck is that?"
    [My So-Called Life poster] (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E07)
  • ♫: Bryan Paul Bell – "The Devil’s Gotta Dance" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E07)
  • Cheese wearing an Attack on Titan shirt (Reservation Dogs, S02E04)
  • "All the ways back in my day, when I was a young warrior on the plains, I once had an engorged testicle. Fuckеr was about the size of a cantaloupe. And I didn't talk about my pain. I swallowed it, and it got worse and worse. And my friends…they didn't say nothing about it because we didn't communicate with each other. And then, that testicle was the first part of me to go on to the spirit world. My point is, your friend in there…she's got that testicle pain. That pain in her heart. Her heart nard." (Reservation Dogs, S02E04)
  • Mariko Aoki (Reservation Dogs, S02E04)
  • ♫: Unidentified song at 25:00 (Reservation Dogs, S02E04)
  • ♫: Ya Tseen – "Look at What the Light Did Now" (Reservation Dogs, S02E04)
  • Eating Cheetos with chopsticks (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E01)
  • "Steve Rogers did not have a girlfriend before he went into the service. So, he becomes Captain America. And from that moment on, a symbol of America, he is rushed to the front lines, he becomes a war hero. Then he is frozen in ice. So, based on everything you've told me, after he gets unfrozen, he goes from world-threatening disaster to world-threatening disaster. That's when he's not a fugitive from the law, right? So it seems like he was pretty, pretty busy. Obviously, Captain America was a virgin." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E01)
  • "These transformations are triggered by distressed emotional states so we need to know the exact threshold that causes it for you."
    "Ooh! Put on a Pixar movie. When Bing Bong jumps out of the wagon in Inside Out."
    "Bing Bong. No. No." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E01)
  • Hulk saying "bruh" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E01)
  • "I know you didn't ask for this, but whether you like it or not, you're now a superhero. And who's gonna protect the world if it isn't people like us."
    "Are you quoting a comic right now?" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E01)

(She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E01)

  • "Steve Rogers did so much for his country and he never got to experience ssex. Did you see that ass? Like, that ass did not deserve to die a virgin."
    "Steve Rogers is not a virgin. He lost his virginity to a girl in 1943 on the USO tour."
    "Yes. I knew it. Captain America fu–!" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E01)
  • Joker sleeping with a CPAP machine (Harley Quinn, S03E06)
  • "Better luck next year, or as my maid says, 'Escupo en tu comida.'" (Harley Quinn, S03E06)
  • "I tried meditation and then… Actually, that almost worked until the app I was using started charging." (Harley Quinn, S03E06)
  • The Joker: "I am a socialist." (Harley Quinn, S03E06)
  • "Oh, God, is my own daughter some kind of Jo-Bro?"
    "They prefer to be called 'Sane Clown Posse.'" (Harley Quinn, S03E06)
  • "Two-Face, crimes like these are considered especially heinous. You have to let him go."
    Christopher Meloni as Two-Face: "No fucking way. We can't go back now because we're in too deep, and I'm trying to keep up above in my head instead of going under! Instead of going under! I'm sorry. Sum 41 was playing in the car on the way here." (Harley Quinn, S03E06)
  • "Do you think he died just because he was impaled by a pole? He was taut for 62. That guy had cum gutters." (Harley Quinn, S03E06)
  • "Superman! Dad, we're saved!"
    "Oh, no. It's just Gordon, keep screaming, son." (Harley Quinn, S03E06)
  • ♫: Sebastian Mikael – "Exit" (Rap Sh!t, S01E06)
  • "Actually, I got a group I manage. They like Cardi B and C. Man, they like Tia and Tamara Thee Stallion. That ain't even make sense, but look, you feel me." (Rap Sh!t, S01E06)
  • "No! No! Super Smash, Sista!" (Rap Sh!t, S01E06)
  • "You can say whatever you want, Captain Save-a-Bird, but your friend was still wrong for her shit."
    "Okay, and your friend was wrong for wearing a jumpsuit with Huaraches. Where the fuck was she even going?!" (Rap Sh!t, S01E06)
  • "I got some shrimp, snapper, lobster… Broccoli if y'all trying to be healthy. I mean, it's fried, but it's still broccoli."
    "Did you get the fried conch? I sent a text."
    "The what?"
    "Can you at least act like you from Miami?"
    "It's conk!" (Rap Sh!t, S01E06)
  • "I am a cat. I keep my own counsel." (The Sandman, S01E11)
  • "But you promised."
    "Writers are liars, my dear." (The Sandman, S01E11)

» "It was strange being in a real child's home after being in a fake one for so long. I wasn't used to this level of detail. Every object was perfectly placed but nothing was by design. It was a work of art." (The Rehearsal, S01E06)

  • "Do you feel like, I'm like, believable as a dad, like…?"
    "I mean, you're a great scene partner." (The Rehearsal, S01E06)
  • "My TV friends are leaving." (The Rehearsal, S01E06)
  • "Did you get enough?" (The Rehearsal, S01E06)
  • "And I'm always gonna be here for you, okay? 'Cause I'm your dad."
    "I— Wait, I thought you were my mom."
    "No. I'm your dad." (The Rehearsal, S01E06)
  • Ending on Nathan's butt crack (The Rehearsal, S01E06)
  • </The Rehearsal, S01>

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