Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

49. Kenan and Kelly (Saturday Night Live, S48E07)

Honourable Mention

  • Arby's (Saturday Night Live, S48E07)

Stray Observations

  • "You have a bad case of something called mimetic desire."
    "What's that?"
    "If someone with higher status than you wants something, it means it's more likely that you'll want it, too." (The White Lotus, S02E05)
  • "Are you in favor of Elon Musk's buying Twitter?"
    "You don't support African-American entrepreneurship?" (Ziwe, S02E08)
  • "Damn, hashtag #FlamingoDad is everywhere!"
    "Buzzfeed made an odd-numbered list of other people's observations about you, and you're getting a lot of hand clap emojis on White Twitter's impression of Black Twitter."
    "Jezebel's offering a cash reward for evidence that you're a bad person. That is their highest honor!" (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "Riddle Hitler me this…"
    "I'm sorry, are we just letting in all Hitlers now?" (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • ♫: "Y'all ready for piss?" (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "Wait. Wasn't Pissmaster an alien?"
    "He obviously Avatar'd it." (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "You are no longer worthy of Mitsubishi." (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "Next up: Mr. Nimbus, lord of the oceans."
    "Oh, I hear he controls the police." (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "My kid is in the other half. I want to see my kid!"
    "God, um… Do you have another kid that you could focus on?" (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Ooh. Cleaning vinegar. You soak one inch of cloth, honey, it becomes semi-edible tofu!"
    "No more cooking, Frank. Really. I feel like I've eaten six bathrooms." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "It's like negotiating with an evil doll." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Uh, I'm gonna read out some tributes to Spike."
    "Hope this doesn't turn into a roast."
    "No, that comes later!" (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Do missiles go for flashing lights? I thought that was moths." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "We want all the mustard." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Well, you're not a real man, Ryan. You're just a coat hanger for despair."
    "You're a shoe tree for twat!" (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "It's wonderful that you're in touch with your vulnerable side. Having said that, you do absolutely have to fuck¡ng kill yourself." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Two minutes to total eradication."
    "Unnecessary addition of 'total.'"
    "Uh—oh, yes. Tautology at a time like this, it's insane." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Oh! Oh! Adulation? Not unpleasant." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • </Avenue 5, S02>
  • "I love cocaine!" (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E03)
  • "Some people are not meant to be rich." (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E03)
  • "Ladies are gonna be flickin' their beans to this one, boss."
    "What did you say?"
    "Flickin' their beans."
    "Is this a Spanish thing?" (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E03)
  • "Filling in for Ms. Teagues?"
    "It's no Christopher Wallace. No Biggie." (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • Creativity mix featuring Jazmine Sullivan (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "Why'd you draw the Babadook?"
    "That's my mom!" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "Insidious, you got Ms. Teagues' phone number?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "There's a reason why we build a routine. Each step builds upon the last."
    "Like a Beyoncé playlist."
    "You wouldn't put 'Love on Top' in front of 'Church Girl.'" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "Amelia Bedelia? Who wants to read about an annoying woman that can't follow simple instructions?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "What about Eloise?"
    "That little girl at the New York Plaza? She's alright, but I got some real Plaza stories for you. You ever heard of Ghostface Killah?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "Come on, y'all. This ain't some white concert. Make some noise!" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "I think I'll start ordering my chicken medium rare." (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • Jesse Eisenberg using Facebook (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E04)
  • "Toby had sworn off Facebook following his divorce because just looking at it made him despondent. Facebook was a landscape of roads not taken and moments of bliss, real or staged, that he couldn't bear. Yeah. Best to stay off Facebook." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E04)
  • "The laws are freighted for the husbands, and there's nothing to be done about that."
    "Really? It doesn't exactly feel like it's freighted to me. In fact, it feels like pretty much the opposite here."
    "No. In this case, you're the wife." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E04)

» "I! Love! Beef! Lo! Mein!" (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E04)

  • "Aw, we're like Lucy and Ethel."
    "I can't keep up with all your gay, throuple friends."
    "I mean I Love Lucy."
    "I'm not hip. I don't know queer culture." (Mythic Quest, S03E05)

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