Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

50. NFT adverts / Blake Griffin (Ziwe, S02E09)

Stray Observations

  • "I'll throw this artichoke at your head!" (The White Lotus, S02E06)
  • Aubrey Plaza furiously eating toast and pineapple (The White Lotus, S02E06)

(Rick and Morty, S06E09)

  • "Where can I get this hеrοin?"
    "I'm not telling you that."
    "No matter. I'm seeing from most of your song lyrics that I can get it anywhere." (Rick and Morty, S06E09)
  • "We're gonna make your dick so fake, buddy." (Rick and Morty, S06E09)
  • "And that's when King Morty and Rick were left with no choice but to leap into the Sun. We even checked with a royal ladle to ensure it was real sun, not just them hiding beneath in a vat of fake sun." (Rick and Morty, S06E09)
  • "Steve, people are loving these calendars."
    "That's amazing. Women love to know what date it is, and naked men." (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E04)
  • A blank holiday cookie for the Jehovah's Witness (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • Vince Staples (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "Sorry, I don't speak line." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • ♫: DMX – "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "Oh, I don't dance to songs I don't like. I don't want the DJ to get the wrong idea." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "I will turn that ass up!"
    "That's right. Now go ahead and make Juvenile proud." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "You can't lie to a janitor. Plumbers, on the other hand…" (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "What the…? Not my work husband grinding on my work nemesis…" (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "How'd you know that?"
    "I drink a lot of Snapple, so I kinda know some facts." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "What are you doing out here? You know short people freeze the fastest." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • Ava dating Andre Iguodala (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "Being divorced doesn't make you any less married." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E05)
  • "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
    "Actually, in my experience, it's divorce that means never having to say you're sorry, yeah." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E05)
  • "I'll miss you as I float yo shit down LSD." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "Oh, well, I'm surprised you're not taking the kitchen sink too."
    "Uh, not the kitchen sink."
    "Hurry up! Go brush your teeth, Demerio! Quick! Just do the front! Don't even worry about the back." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "Might be going by his alias Greg Tangerine or Michael C. Jordan or Scottie Pippen of the Shire, Dennis Rodman Clinton, Steve Kerfluffle, Tony Two Cock." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "You see, there you go again showing me that you're not from Chicago because blue is a fucking flavor."
    "So is red." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "Hey, what's good around here?"
    "What you prefer, blue or red?" (South Side, S03E01)
  • "That's enough, Judrith." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "Wheyland and I were just discussing the urgent need for more Black-owned businesses right here on the South Side."
    "Mm. This ain't the South Side."
    "What is this, 1 South Michigan? So technically, this is the South Side."
    "22nd is usually what people think the South Side is."
    "I believe they call this the Wild 1s." (South Side, S03E02)
  • "I'm not drinking that."
    "It's frosting and water."
    "I just want something regular with dinner. Kitty, this is madness."
    "Please, you're upset. Just eat your food, please."
    "I'm gonna eat my food. I'm gonna have some— Are these mashed potatoes?"
    "It's frosting."
    "Okay." (South Side, S03E02)
  • "Look, Rache, do you think Poppy liked when I used Playpen to create new games? She yelled at me. She told me to shove Tim Tams up my bogan shit-maker." (Mythic Quest, S03E06)
  • "Bud, I don't know how many оrgіеs you've been to, but this is definitely not an orgy vibe."
    "Sooo not orgy." (Mythic Quest, S03E06)
  • "You're gonna bust the door down?"
    "Yeah. What do you want me to do? Suppress a primal instinct?" (Mythic Quest, S03E06)

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