Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

2. Fast as you can, slam the man (Paul T. Goldman, S01E03)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "I couldn't remember what the name of the movie was, but I felt like I was in it." (Paul T. Goldman, S01E03)
  • </Welcome to Chippendales, S01>
  • "What's an Ira Glass?"
    "Ira Glass? The godfather of podcasting? The podfather?"
    "Oh, you mean Joe Budden." (Abbott Elementary, S02E11)
  • "Yeah, I checked out some of those podcasts you were telling us about. It's like listening to school."
    "Don't waste your time. Those nerds speak like a bow tie came to life." (Abbott Elementary, S02E11)
  • "But she would never cheat on an actual competition."
    "Yeah. What am I, the USC athletic director?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E11)
  • "There's a new episode of Below Deck that I got to review for my podcast, Small Deck Energy." (Abbott Elementary, S02E11)
  • "I wanted to be like Sarah Koenig; you know, a graceful hand to hold through gripping stories. And instead, I tried to force my agenda onto impressionable listeners. I Rogan'd." (Abbott Elementary, S02E11)
  • "I'm like a tall Simone Biles." (Abbott Elementary, S02E11)
  • </Mythic Quest, S03>
  • "Hey, y'all come eat. Boyardee done laid it out. Got shrimp, salad, garlic mashed potatoes, lamb chops, broccoli, and asparagus."
    "Oh, hell no. Y'all can have that last one. Shit, I'm trying to get my dick sucked. I don't want no smelly piss." (BMF, S02E01)
  • David Schwimmer (Shark Tank, S14E10)

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