Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

6. Lisa From Temecula (Saturday Night Live, S48E12)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "There's this one character named Mileena who takes off her mask and she has monster teeth and then she swallows you whole and barfs out your bones." (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • "If I feed you, then every bum you talk to about it is gonna show up here lookin' for a free lunch, and this is not an Arby's."
    "Well, Arby's didn't have free lunch." (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • ♫: Linda Ronstadt – "Long Long Time" (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • "So, who's the girl? Girl you're singing about?"
    "There is no girl."
    "I know."
    "What's your name?"
    "Go take a shower, Bill." (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • "But before I do, I want you to know that I'm not a whore." (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • "Paying attention to things, it's how we show love." (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • "There's stuff we have in the QZ that you don't have here. Books, medicine, machine parts. We can help each other, and get that gun outta my face." (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • "I'm sorry."
    "For what?"
    "Gettin' older faster than you."
    "I like you older. Older means we're still here."
    "I was never afraid before you showed up."
    "Not on the strawberries."
    "Right." (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • "Well, I'm not gonna give you the 'every day was a wonderful gift from God' speech. I've had a lot of bad days. I've had bad days with you, too. But I've had more good days with you than with anyone else. Just give me one more good day. Starting now. Make me some toast. Then take me to the boutique, where I'll pick outfits for us. You'll wear what I ask, and we'll get married. And you'll cook a delicious dinner. Then you will crush all of these up, put them in my wine. I will drink it. Then you will take me by my hand, bring me to our bed, and I will fall asleep in your arms."
    "I can't."
    "Do you love me?"
    "Then love me the way I want you to." (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • ♫: Max Richter – "On the Nature of Daylight" (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • "This isn't the tragic suicide at the end of the play. I'm old. I'm satisfied. And you were my purpose."
    "I do not support this. I should be furious. But from an objective point of view, it's incredibly romantic." (The Last of Us, S01E03)
  • "Is that a Skarsgård?"
    "You think everyone is a Skarsgård."
    "Well, everyone is a Skarsgård."
    [starring Wolfen Skarsgård] (Poker Face, S01E05)
  • "You talc'd me, you fucking whore." (Poker Face, S01E05)
  • "I miss straight Brian."
    "He used to say things like, 'Aren't vulvas gorgeous?'"
    "…Are they not?"
    "I mean, they're all right." (Shrinking, S01E03)
  • ♫: Nine Days – "Absolutely [Story of a Girl]" (Shrinking, S01E03)
  • "Fuck you, Phoebe Bridgers!" (Shrinking, S01E03)
  • "Paul, you can't just be running around Pasadena getting in Black women's Teslas." (Shrinking, S01E03)
  • Playing Mortal Kombat on NES (BMF, S02E05)

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