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7. Fun with Dick and Warren (Dick Tracy Special: Tracy Zooms In, 10 Feb)

Stray Observations

Stray Observations


(The Last of Us, S01E04)

  • "He's got a kid in Jacob's class, and he's handsome. He looks like men do before they have kids." (Abbott Elementary, S02E14)
  • "If you think about it, underpaying a white teacher to teach Black history is almost reparation." (Abbott Elementary, S02E14)
  • "I never liked school. Got in the way of college." (Abbott Elementary, S02E14)
  • "What's wrong? You don't like it?"
    "Um, no, I-I just… I think you forgot to put the gift in the gift bag, so…"
    "No, the gift is the bag."
    "Oh! Oh, my God. It's so shiny, I thought it was a shopping bag. But this is… This is to put stuff in."
    "Yeah. Classic bag technology." (Abbott Elementary, S02E14)
  • "Created by Matt Stone" (South Park, S26E01)
  • "Assistant to Mr. Stone: Trey Parker" (South Park, S26E01)
  • "Theater people are so strong." (Poker Face, S01E06)
  • "Who is pumped for the best VD ever? I mean, ugh, you know what I meant." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "I'm on all the dating apps, but haven't swiped right once. I can't get past the profiles. Does no one understand correct grammar, dangling modifiers, sentence fragments, using the word 'anyways' as a transition… It's 'anyway'! There's no 'S'! And as you know, nothing turns me off more than reckless disregard for language." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • Etrigan on a swan boat (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "My place or yours?"
    "Hmm… Let's do yours. My place is a pit." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "But I suppose we can still love each other and never touch. It is the way of the American marriage." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "I'll be reading selected works of Lord Byron, the Brett Goldstein of the 19th century." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "Brett Goldstein, you deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been fucked by lightning." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "I will make BAFTA-winning love to you, Brett Goldstein!" (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "Okay. Bane has to have listed some turnoffs on his dating profile. Favorite TV shows: The later seasons of The Office?"
    "What the fuck? What a psycho. If he liked the Dexter series finale, I'm, like, through with him." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "You will be bent into positions you did not know possible, Brett Goldstein." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "Hey, quick question. Can you grow to a giant-sized version of Brett Goldstein, then start shouting some of Bane's turnoffs at him so he stops trying to fuck you?"
    "First of all, not a quick question." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "If Ian Somer-halder could continue filming season five of Vampire Diaries after his breakup with Ni-na Dobrev, you can do this." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "I mean, what is horny, if not love persevering?" (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • "Anyways, I digress."
    "It's 'anyway.' It's not 'anyways.'"
    "It is? 'Anyways' sounds right to a boy born and raised in salt-of-the-earth Sutton, United Kingdom. That really begs the question: Why isn't it 'anyways'?"
    "No. No, no. God, that's not the correct usage of 'begs the question.' You're not supposed to just use it in place of 'raises the question.' It is to be used only to identify flawed premises, as in, 'The American public's acceptance of 'anyways' because 'everyone does it already' really begs the fucking question." (Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special, 09 Feb)
  • Harrison Ford singing ♫: Sugar Ray – "Every Morning" (Shrinking, S01E04)
  • "This is the worst day of my life. You know, it used to be shitting my pants in a Whole Foods, and I mean it went everywhere, okay? But now this is it." (Shrinking, S01E04)

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