Dead Lasso
Zombie special.

Fed Lasso
Ted moves back to Kansas to be closer to his son and is inexplicably hired to be an FBI agent.

Med Lasso
Ted moves back to Kansas to be closer to his son and is inexplicably hired to be a doctor.

Ped Lasso
Ted moves back to Kansas to be closer to his son.

Red Lasso
Ted is hired to coach a football club in China.

Sled Lasso
Ted is inexplicably hired to coach the Jamaican bobsled team.

Head Lasso
Ted's cryogenically-frozen head is thawed to coach AFC Richmond in the year 3099.

Wed Lasso
30 women vie for Jason Sudeikis' heart.