Emcee Flapchunks the 3rd

I thought the reported surprise would be Gal Gadot.

John Cena vs. The Rock: Thrice in a lifetime?

They should have split the franchise into Fast films led by Vin and Furious films led by Dwayne that build to Fast and Furious event films.

We joke about a Fast XXX crossover, but I'm curious to see who wins a fight between Vin Diesel and Vin Diesel when Vin Diesel contractually can't lose fights on screen.

Rory: "Martha."

Family Feud with Vin Diesel's Guardians of the Galaxy family vs. Vin Diesel's Fast and Furious family.

Dominic Toretto in the Multiverse of Fastness, featuring:

Xander Cage
Rain Ocampo
Ludacris in his video for "Get Back"
Wonder Woman
The Transporter
The Doctor of Thuganomics

Fast and Furious film titles ranked:

10. F9: The Fast Saga
9. Fast X
8. Fast and Furious 6
7. Fast Five
6. Furious 7
5. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
4. Fast and Furious
3. The Fate of the Furious
2. The Fast and the Furious
1. 2 Fast 2 Furious

I wish they were more creative with titles.

Great Vengeance and Furious 11.
Live Fast or Die.
A Good Day to Drift Hard.

Oh! The Good, the Fast and the Furious.

The Last Supper, but with characters from the Fast and Furious franchise — The Fast Supper!

Dominic is Jesus.
Hobbs is Judas.

Brian [still alive in kayfabe]

…Sean and Gisele? Or Tego and Rico?

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