Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

22. Song for Rachel McAdams (Dave, S03E09)

Stray Observations

  • "He was mean, and he made but a mean estimation of the world. And he fed a certain kind of meagerness in men." (Succession, S04E09)
  • "Wow. Cat food Ozymandias." (Succession, S04E09)
  • "How bad was dad?"
    "He was a salty dog. He was. But he was a good egg." (Succession, S04E09)
  • "You know, Hugo, life isn't nice. It's contingent. People who say they love you also fuck you." (Succession, S04E09)
  • "What, what, what's your philosophy, exactly?"
    "Privacy, pussy, pasta."
    "Anarcho-capitalist parmigiana." (Succession, S04E09)
  • "Oh, what? Kinder Küche Kirche over here?" (Succession, S04E09)
  • Pregnant Shiv drinking champagne in front of Tom (Succession, S04E09)
  • "Just relax, or you'll end up like Adam did, buried in the park, no head, no feet, no hands, skin grated off like a rind of pecorino." (Yellowjackets, S02E08)
  • "This is not Tony Danza trying to fuck with me, is it?"
    "I am not Tony Danza." (Barry, S04E07)
  • "Look at Ken. Boy, he cleans up nice, don't he?"
    "You should see him in drag." (Ted Lasso, S03E11)
  • "Well, I do believe in second chances, Ted. That's why I'm still married, and all my sons are alive." (Ted Lasso, S03E11)
  • "My father went to art school with Freddie Mercury."
    "I mean, everyone always talk about his amazing four-octave vocal range. But my father always insisted that if you actually asked Freddie what his greatest talent was, he would've said flipping straights." (Ted Lasso, S03E11)
  • Pep Guardiola (Ted Lasso, S03E11)
  • "That is the thing about being a parent. Sometimes you lose and sometimes you win, but most of the time you just tie. All we can do is keep playing." (Ted Lasso, S03E11)
  • "Do you know what time it is?"
    "9:30. Or 'half nine' as you folks say over here for some goofy-ass reason."
    "That's just to annoy Americans." (Ted Lasso, S03E11)
  • The Raid (Platonic, S01E02)
  • "There's more television shows about serial killers than there's actually serial killers." (Platonic, S01E03)
  • "I love your hair."
    "Oh, they make me do this." (Platonic, S01E03)
  • "Back up, Alexandria Cortazio-Cortez."
    "Not even almost her name. I don't think you got— I think you got one out of three right." (Platonic, S01E03)
  • "You'd like the cider. Ladies love cider."
    "Dude, Will."
    "I do like cider." (Platonic, S01E03)
  • "I'm not upset that you don't love me, okay? I'm just sad, because I'm pretty sure you do, but you won't commit until you are 100% certain that I am the absolute best that you can do." (Dave, S03E09)
  • "Hmm, there is one movie about porn stars in the '70s. It's Adam McKay, so still prestige." (The Other Two, S03E05)
  • "I don't care about Kiernan Shipka, okay?" (The Other Two, S03E05)
  • "Your move, Gage." (The Other Two, S03E05)
  • "Okay, I've been thinking, and how about this? She's a contest winner. Yeah, there was, like, a contest to come see a Broadway play through, like, Dannon yogurt or some shit and she won."
    "Yes. She's nothin' but a silly contest girl. A yogurt-eater." (The Other Two, S03E05)
  • "The truth is…I'm having sex with Shuli. Yeah, it's a Holland Taylor/Sarah Paulson thing."
    "Am I Holland Taylor?" (The Other Two, S03E05)
  • </Blindspotting, S02>
  • "Some things just move quicker through social media than others. For example, Baby Yoda's still trending. As he should. But nobody's talking about Vin Diesel's dance song 'Feel Like I Do.'" (American Born Chinese, S01E02)
  • "What the hell is he doing?"
    "Trying to be Vin Diesel's dance track." (American Born Chinese, S01E02)
  • "Okay. I've eased the sufferings of millions, calmed oceans. I will not be defeated by Swedish furniture." (American Born Chinese, S01E03)
  • Unrecognizable Jimmy O. Yang (American Born Chinese, S01E04)
  • Ronny Chieng drunken boxing (American Born Chinese, S01E05)
  • "Do you want me to throw away these old soy sauce packets?"
    "Are you crazy?" (American Born Chinese, S01E06)
  • "I'm sorry, can you say that one more time slower? My Chinese isn't super good." (American Born Chinese, S01E08)
  • </American Born Chinese, S01>
  • "Have you ever served on a jury before?"
    "Uh, yes, ma'am."
    "Was that here in Los Angeles?"
    "Where was it?"
    "Cannes." (Jury Duty, S01E01)

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