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Previously on Adam Riff™ (Nov 2016):


Updated for 2023:

Musical guest: "Boycott Target" rapper.

And your host: Elon Musk.

Babylon Bee-kend Update.

AI-generated digital short.

Ronnie Downer: Disney World.

Donald S. Trumpkins.

"Greene's World / Greene's World / Tea Party time / Excellent."
"Tea Party on, Gaetz."
"Tea Party on, Marj."

Stefon Crowder.

"I'm on a Boat," but "I'm on the Court," with Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett rapping.


Equal time:

Saturday Night Left.

Musical guest: Halle Bailey as Ariel.

And your host: Dylan Mulvaney.

Weekend Update with Trixie and Katya.

A shot-for-shot remake of "Schmitts Gay," but Bud Light.

Kristen Wiig reprises Target Lady.

Dianne Feinstein joins the Five-Termers Club.

The Lady Man.

The Ambiguously Blue Duo: Manchin and Sinema.

"Uh, I think I'll have Bernie Sanders and Maya Wiley."
"Uh… Bernie Sanders?"
"No Bernie Sanders."
"No Bernie Sanders."
"Uh, Joe Biden and Wiley."
"No Wiley. Adams."
"Okay, uh, Adams and Jessica Cisneros."
"No Cisneros. Cuellar."


Rory: Azealia Banks should be the musical guest for both.

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