25. Salma Hayek (Black Mirror, S06E01)

Honourable Mention

• ♫: "The Gays Are Coming Home to Win the Night" (The Other Two, S03E08)

Stray Observations

• "You look like a treat. Imagine my tongue on your pussy. My fat tongue." (The Idol, S01E02)
• "Fuckin' stretch that tiny, little pussy. I want you to suck my cock." (The Idol, S01E02)
• ♫: Chloe and Izaak – "That's My Family" (The Idol, S01E02)
• "I'm from this town outside Denver called Columbine. Have you heard of it?"
  "I have."
  "Really?" (Platonic, S01E06)
• "I got you a sixer."
  "You got that for me?"
  "Yeah, I got a gift for you, buddy."
  "There's only four in here."
  "I drank two of 'em, of course."
  "Okay. All right. Well, thank you."
  "Oh, I'm gonna buy a six-pack and not drink two?"
  "Well, yeah. That's kind of the kind thing to… But I– Look, um, thank you for the four."
  "If I'm being honest, I drank four. Two of those are piss." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E03)
• "Featuring performances from singers who get anxious sometimes, like Lady Gaga, Ben Platt, and the cast of Hamilton, still. Plus, a powerful speech from Parkland survivor insert name of Parkland survivor we can get." (The Other Two, S03E08)
• "Thank you, John Legend. Another B+." (The Other Two, S03E08)
• "Fuck. He's giving Sia COVID." (The Other Two, S03E08)
• "How else can we distract a gay man?"
  "Oh, my God! Brooke, I'm a daddy!" (The Other Two, S03E08)
• "'Anyway, this is a lot of texts, and I know we're not together anymore, but I just wanted to say 'hi,' and that I miss you…and your dick. God I miss your big, fat dick.' Oh, my God. Those were all tweets again. Delete, delete, delete." (The Other Two, S03E08)
• "Mmm. Amazing. Is that salt?" (Black Mirror, S06E01)
• "They made me the gayest man on earth" – Jaboukie (Black Mirror, S06E01)
• "What was the name of that Netflix thing? About the guy that killed women?"
  "Maybe narrow that down." (Black Mirror, S06E02)
• "Looks like he wipes his arse with his house." (Black Mirror, S06E05)
• </Black Mirror, S06>