Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

25. Salma Hayek (Black Mirror, S06E01)

Honourable Mention

  • ♫: "The Gays Are Coming Home to Win the Night" (The Other Two, S03E08)

Stray Observations

  • "You look like a treat. Imagine my tongue on your pussy. My fat tongue." (The Idol, S01E02)
  • "Fuckin' stretch that tiny, little pussy. I want you to suck my cock." (The Idol, S01E02)
  • ♫: Chloe and Izaak – "That's My Family" (The Idol, S01E02)
  • "I'm from this town outside Denver called Columbine. Have you heard of it?"
    "I have."
    "Really?" (Platonic, S01E06)
  • "I got you a sixer."
    "You got that for me?"
    "Yeah, I got a gift for you, buddy."
    "There's only four in here."
    "I drank two of 'em, of course."
    "Okay. All right. Well, thank you."
    "Oh, I'm gonna buy a six-pack and not drink two?"
    "Well, yeah. That's kind of the kind thing to… But I– Look, um, thank you for the four."
    "If I'm being honest, I drank four. Two of those are piss." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E03)
  • "Featuring performances from singers who get anxious sometimes, like Lady Gaga, Ben Platt, and the cast of Hamilton, still. Plus, a powerful speech from Parkland survivor insert name of Parkland survivor we can get." (The Other Two, S03E08)
  • "Thank you, John Legend. Another B+." (The Other Two, S03E08)
  • "Fuck. He's giving Sia COVID." (The Other Two, S03E08)
  • "How else can we distract a gay man?"
    "Oh, my God! Brooke, I'm a daddy!" (The Other Two, S03E08)
  • "'Anyway, this is a lot of texts, and I know we're not together anymore, but I just wanted to say 'hi,' and that I miss you…and your dick. God I miss your big, fat dick.' Oh, my God. Those were all tweets again. Delete, delete, delete." (The Other Two, S03E08)
  • "Mmm. Amazing. Is that salt?" (Black Mirror, S06E01)
  • "They made me the gayest man on earth" – Jaboukie (Black Mirror, S06E01)
  • "What was the name of that Netflix thing? About the guy that killed women?"
    "Maybe narrow that down." (Black Mirror, S06E02)
  • "Looks like he wipes his arse with his house." (Black Mirror, S06E05)
  • </Black Mirror, S06>

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