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26. Groove (I'm a Virgo, S01E04)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "I'm driving down the road, he's eating her out in the back of the car, like, I don't know what to do." (The Idol, S01E03)
  • "I'm fuckin' shitting more blood than a kid at Epstein's island." (The Idol, S01E03)
  • "Maybe you need to stop talking about Baron Munchausen." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E01)


(The Righteous Gemstones, S03E01)

  • "What if we're not Leno? What if we're just Conan?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E01)
  • "But Daddy, you're alive right now. You ain't even drooling yet. You ain't even squirting piss against your will." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E02)
  • "Well, you know, I'm not even 40 in human years. I haven't even gone on my midlife crisis shopping spree yet. Hey. What'd you get for yours?"
    "The Avengers." (Secret Invasion, S01E01)
  • ♫: Kalisway – "Can't Tell Me Nothing" (Platonic, S01E07)


(Platonic, S01E07)

  • "The dance never said anything about no beads." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E04)
  • "You let a stranger hack your butthole." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E04)
  • "Hi, Brookie. Guess what I'm playing? Apples to Apples!"
    "Ew. Literally, why?" (The Other Two, S03E09)
  • "It's also like God's Own Country?" (The Other Two, S03E09)
  • "Holy shit. Edie? Uh, speaking of, uh, one of my very best friends is here now."
    [Edie Falco] (The Other Two, S03E09)
  • "Alright, okay, we're gonna have to find people that want to learn, which is gonna be impossible. But, you know, it's even more difficult to teach people how to give a shit, so…" (The Bear, S02E01)
  • "I'm fine. Just, uh… Sometimes I look like February." (The Bear, S02E02)
  • "Really want one of these bullshit stars?"
    "Yeah. Yeah, I really do."
    "You're gonna have to care about everything, more than anything." (The Bear, S02E02)
  • "You know, maybe if I could provide more-more-more amusement or-or enjoyment for myself, it would be easier to, uh, to provide for others, you know?" (The Bear, S02E02)
  • "I mean, I'm more into, like, kinda like Chingy, you know?" (The Bear, S02E05)
  • "I'm not like this 'cause I'm in Van Halen. I am in Van Halen because I'm like this." (The Bear, S02E05)
  • "The upside of barf is that you get some peace and quiet." (The Bear, S02E06)
  • "Big Neil got 'em for us."
    "Yeah. Kohl's Cash." (The Bear, S02E06)
  • "Eleven Madison Dickhead." (The Bear, S02E08)
  • "It felt genuine. Like from his soul. No G and R." (The Bear, S02E08)
  • "I don't need to provide amusement or enjoyment. I don't need to receive any amusement or enjoyment. I'm completely fine with that. Because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels." (The Bear, S02E08)
  • </The Bear, S02>
  • "[AI responds in Bill Cosby voice]" (I'm a Virgo, S01E01)
  • "Poo-butts are trying to stop lawful eviction down there." (I'm a Virgo, S01E01)
  • "You imagine Marshawn Lynch having sex with the girl you're having sex with?" (I'm a Virgo, S01E03)
  • "Evil loiters through the night, but The Hero wakes at dawn. New catchphrase."
    "So once evil sleeps, The Hero wakes back up?"
    "Nevermind." (I'm a Virgo, S01E06)
  • "You want people to see Vin Diesel every time they Google you?" (I'm a Virgo, S01E06)
  • "Yeah, well, uh… I would have caught you more off guard if I wasn't thrown off by your annoyingly anal assistant."
    "Well, anal is what I pay him for." (I'm a Virgo, S01E06)
  • </I'm a Virgo, S01>

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