Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

27. The Tedros Method (The Idol, S01E04)

Honourable Mention

  • Tom Hanks' niece (Claim to Fame, S02E01)
  • Ah Sahm vs. Long Zii fight (Warrior, S03E01)

Stray Observations

  • "How the fuck did she let this guy in?"
    "I have no fuckin' clue. I thought she only fucked white boys." (The Idol, S01E04)
  • ♫: Deftones – "My Own Summer [Shove It]" (The Idol, S01E04)
  • "I don't know what you think Jesse told you, but my conscience is clean, chick." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E03)

(The Righteous Gemstones, S03E03)

  • "No, there ain't gonna be no fight. There's just gonna be a 187." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E03)
  • "Heimlich his ass!"
    "Lick his what?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E03)
  • "Chuck, I was so scared. I couldn't breathe."
    "That's why we're always saying, 'Chew your food.'" (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E03)
  • "Can we get some waffles after we get some ass?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E03)
  • "I smelled the meat that came out of your cousin." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E03)
  • "I've been feeding him donuts. This is, like, their natural diet." (The Eric Andre Show, S06E07)
  • "This is the woman that introduced us. Her name is Ghislaine. She's a little bit eccentric." (The Eric Andre Show, S06E08)
  • "I think your mic, I think your mic is feeding back. It's a metal thing. You have any metal in your outfit?"
    "I think, if you eat fish, that sometimes does it." (The Eric Andre Show, S06E08)
  • "If Slovakia rolls its eyes at me one more time, I'm gonna put on the suit and carpet bomb it." (Secret Invasion, S01E02)
  • "The reason we wrestled this power from mediocre men who don't look like us was not simply to turn around and hand it to mediocre men who do." (Secret Invasion, S01E02)
  • "I'm Nick Fury. Even when I'm out, I'm in." (Secret Invasion, S01E02)
  • "Who are you?"
    "I'm above your pay grade." (Secret Invasion, S01E02)
  • "What's their name?"
    "I can't, please. Gravik will kill me."
    "I'm terribly sorry, but if I don't get a name, Gravik won't get the chance to kill you." (Secret Invasion, S01E02)
  • "Why is the Slopp's logo a raccoon wearing a monocle, coming out of a trash can, holding a sloppy joe?"
    "Focus groups really thought that imagery stayed with people."
    "Man, that lobster's shredded. Look at the pecs." (Platonic, S01E08)
  • "Get your phones, everybody." (Platonic, S01E08)
  • "He was not frightened. He sounded very calm and relaxed."
    "That's how they sound."
    "British people. Zero emotion. Tells us nothing." (Hijack, S01E02)
  • Thinking Aaron Paul is Malcolm in the middle (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E05)
  • "What's this?"
    "Oh, that's an old can of oysters from another flight."
    "A can of oysters?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E05)
  • "Don't pitch Gritty!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E05)
  • "That can is from a shellfish company I started with Tony Danza back in the '80s."
    "Tony's Oysters in a Can-za?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E05)
  • "So, I ask you…bitch…who is really in charge here?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E05)
  • "Whoa, he's been Australian this whole time? No wonder he books." (The Other Two, S03E10)
  • "Fuck, all my fans are now posting angry videos about me on Instagram."
    "And all my fans are trying to but don't know how."
    "Shit. We lost another one. 'We at Big Lots were sickened to learn…'"
    "Oh, shut up, Big Lots. You sell piss and shit."
    "Fuck! I also just got an email from iTunes."
    "A new episode of Potomac is ready for download. Oh. Okay. So that'll be nice after all this." (The Other Two, S03E10)
  • "And I searched everything I would type into an e-mail to a publicist. 'Sorry to bug, girl.' 'Not to be annoying, but…'"
    "I don't email like that, B. I just write, 'Hi, Sharon,' then succinctly ask for what I want."
    "Oh, to be a straight man." (The Other Two, S03E10)
  • </The Other Two, S03>

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