Do asexuals like Chicago pizza?

Las Vegas: Where one scallop costs the same as a pepperoni pizza.

Rory: It's a perfect scallop, though.

One scallop is cheaper than two piles of tomatoes, but two tomato mosaics are cheaper than one scallop.

Beautifully arranged > perfectly framed.

One scallop with tomato seeds is more expensive than skirt steak bathing in tomato ovaries.

Tomato seeds > tomato ovaries.

Meanwhile, at HaSalon in New York City:

A $76 Caesar salad?!

Las Vegas gets "flawless potato diamonds" with caviar, while New York City gets "baby potatoes that nobody cared about."

Rory: Ah, but New York City gets pasta made by a woman.

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