Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


9. Remembering Dipper (The Daily Show, 26 Feb 2024)


Honourable Mention

  • Art car fight (Furies, S01E08)

Stray Observations

  • "Does your husband have a very low-hanging scrotal sac? A lot of guys do."
    "Oh, my God."
    "How long is it? When he goes to the bathroom in the night, can I just say…"
    "No, you can't just say!"
    "I hear them slapping on his thighs."
    "Get…"
    "It sounds like, you know…"
    "Get the hell outta here."
    "A flip-flop in a Mexican resort." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E04)
  • I came here in '72, clutching my rosary. Visions of the souls I would save. Then I learned the true tenets of the cloth: Silk, gold and guns." (Shogun, S01E02)


(Abbott Elementary, S03E05)

  • "It's just… It's not working. It's like a DC movie over here." (Abbott Elementary, S03E05)
  • "What is a choir if not a sorority for the Lord?" (Abbott Elementary, S03E05)
  • "I am not Christian enough for them."
    "All because you got a few piercings? If anybody can appreciate a few extra holes in their bodies, it's Jesus." (Abbott Elementary, S03E05)
  • "Zach has already started writing a one-man show about me. He's calling it Fleabag, but with an 'F.'"
    "Fleafaf?" (Abbott Elementary, S03E05)
  • "Is the dick that good?"
    "It's worth every goddamn inch." (BMF, S03E01)


(Furies, S01E01)

  • </Furies, S01>

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