Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

14. Jumanji (Saturday Night Live, S49E16)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "No, you didn't have no fucking hunch. Know why? 'Cause your fucking shoulders didn't go up."
    "Your shoulders didn't move."
    "And that mannerism's only good for hunches and shit. See? I had a hunch. You can't use that shit for, 'Fuck you.' Or, you know, 'You cheated on me. You ain't shit. Don't come back here no more.'"
    "It's exclusive to the hunch?"
    "Fuck yeah, it is. You don't use that shit nowhere else." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E09)
  • "You're saying that cannibals prefer Black people to White people?"
    "Fuck yeah, they do."
    "I think he's got a point, 'cause Dahmer mostly ate Black people, did he not?"
    "He did. If the motherfucker did, he'd have to add condiments on you motherfuckers."
    "Yeah, you need condiments for white people." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E09)
  • "And if Chunhua's gon' be there, then maybe Bruce Springsteen would like a hand job." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E09)
  • "He should've said B. If he said B, it's not that far from A."
    "You'd eat in a B?"
    "A B? Yeah, I'd eat at a B."
    "Springsteen eats at a B. I'm shocked." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E09)
  • "This became increasingly evident when I was directing Herman's Head." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E09)
  • "Did Patricia Heaton get a little handsy? Well, that is a tale for my next book." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E09)
  • "Oh, this appears to be occurring." (Shogun, S01E07)
  • "Where is the beauty in this?" (Shogun, S01E07)

(X-Men '97, S01E04)

  • "Dazzler had a gig, don't ask." (X-Men '97, S01E04)
  • Prof. Ock (Invincible, S02E08)
  • Fortnite Dragon's Breath Sniper (Invincible, S02E08)
  • </Invincible, S02>
  • </Tokyo Vice, S02>

Licking a flamethrower (BMF, S03E06)

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