Adam Riff™

20. The Tipping Point (The Simpsons, S35E17)

Stray Observations

• "What will you do, child? Slay me with the Fourth of July?" (X-Men '97, S01E10)
• </X-Men '97, S01>
• "I guess you're forgetting I was on the track team."
  "Oh. I know you a runner."
  "That's a Chicago term for a hо."
  "I didn't know that."
  "Yeah. Ebonics, or AAVE, it changes from state to state." (Abbott Elementary, S03E13)
• "Did you take it to HR? 'Cause when I used to date the other cashier at Cold Stone Creamery, policy stated if we didn't report it, they wouldn't like it or love it. In fact, they gotta have it reported to HR." (Abbott Elementary, S03E13)
• </Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01>
• </Outer Range, S02>

19. Waingro Does Stand-Up (John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A., 9 May 2024)

Stray Observations

• "Gods abandon those who believe in them. Mutants do not." (X-Men '97, S01E09)
• "Oh, my god! Your obsession with comparing me to Robert Carlock." (Hacks, S03E03)
• "I have a question for you. What rhymes with 'flat tits'?"
  "I'll look it up on RhymeZone." (Hacks, S03E03)
• "The Big Bad Voodoo Daddies." (Hacks, S03E04)
• Shilo Sanders as Deion Sanders (BMF, S03E10)
• </BMF, S03>
• "I fucked a jar of mayonnaise once."
  "No, you didn't."
  "Yes, I did. Yes, I did. [pause] You ain't ever fuck no mayonnaise?" (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E07)

18. Prime Time (X-Men '97, S01E08)

Stray Observations

• Applebee's Meltdown (Survivor, S46E10)

Stray Observations

• "Am I really supposed to pick that up now?"
  "Well, a civic-minded homosexual would."
  "Christ. You're right." (The Sympathizer, S01E03)
• "Bastion's evolutionary war lasted 300 years."
  "So another dystopia where Logan's the last to die." (X-Men '97, S01E08)
• "Take a seat, Logan."
  "Aw, Daddy's home." (X-Men '97, S01E08)
• "I knew Mengele. He could've been so much more, but he settled on being a Nazi pup." (X-Men '97, S01E08)
• "You have a Porsche?" (X-Men '97, S01E08)
• "He must have been the one who sent those flowers that were on her desk. Of course. Look at his beard."
  "What does his beard have to do with anything?"
  "That's a date beard."
  "What is a date beard?"
  "I-I'm just saying he grows a really nice beard, you know? And that's…that's the kind of beard that you want to be on a date with." (Abbott Elementary, S03E11)
• "You know, you talk a lot for a librarian. I can barely hear what others are plotting."
  "And I don't even think it's even about the hentai anymore." (Abbott Elementary, S03E11)

(Abbott Elementary, S03E11)

(Chucky, S03E08)

• </Chucky, S03>
• "Enjoy Montreal."
  "Oh, I won't. It's Paris in the ears, but Hartford on the eyes." (Hacks, S03E01)
• </Shark Tank, S15>

17. Shabbat (Knuckles, S01E03)

Stray Observations

• "Flowers are only flowers because they fall But thankfully, the wind." (Shogun, S01E10)
• "No translator." (Shogun, S01E10)
• "How does it feel to shape the wind to your will?"
  "I don't control the wind. I only study it." (Shogun, S01E10)
• "Let your hands be the last to hold her." (Shogun, S01E10)
• </Shogun, S01>
• "Perhaps the Professor's vision for the future was too nearsighted and begging for your tolerance was our first mistake." (X-Men '97, S01E07)
• "I'm sorry. I have nothing."
  "Same, sugar." (X-Men '97, S01E07)
• </American Horror Story, S12>
• "Knuck, knuck. Knuck, knuck. You gotta say, 'Who's there?'"
  "Who's there?"
  "Knuckolas Cage."
  "Please stop." (Knuckles, S01E01)
• "Can I get you anything, honey?"
  "Yes. Bring me your largest challah bread." (Knuckles, S01E06)
• </Knuckles, S01>
• </Baby Reindeer, S01>