the five worst actors on cable television

5. Robert Iler ("A.J. Soprano," The Sopranos)
His acting's gotten better with age, but he should probably enjoy the role while it lasts.

4. Barbie Blank ("Kelly Kelly," ECW)
Her graceless stripteases week after week make me long for Mae Young.

3. Dylan and Cole Sprouse
("Zack and Cody Martin," The Suite Life of Zack and Cody)
Without its laugh track, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody would be unwatchable. They're lucky Disney Channel viewers aren't very discriminating.

2. Adrian Grenier ("Vincent Chase," Entourage)

One of these things is not like the others…

Many people think Kevin Connolly ("E.") can't act either. Compared to Grenier though, he's Lee fuckin' Strasberg.

1. Daniel Clark ("Sean Cameron," Degrassi: The Next Generation)
Daniel Clark is Canada's answer to Adrian Grenier. His delivery never feels natural. Shane Kippel ("Spinner") suffers the same affliction (in an unidentifiable accent, no less!) but compensates with actual charisma and method pouting.

The episode "Back in Black" is Clark's tour de force.

If you only have a minute, fast forward to 12:34.

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