I saw this in an educational toy store at the Conestoga Mall in Waterloo:
Motivational stickers.
"What am I gonna do with 120 stickers that say 'Stand up for what you believe'?"
I saw this in a dollar store at the same mall:
Tushar was reluctant to photograph the toy for me.
"Dood! It's a dragon in a boat!"
[pause]
"Is that a sword?"
Every day on our way to Toronto, we passed a large, unfortunate sign:
(artist rendering)