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10. Clay vs. Jax
» Sons of Anarchy

Ron Perlman and Charlie Hunnam did not use stunt doubles.

9. Gerard Butler vs. Michael C. Hall's henchmen (feat. dancing and lip-synching to Sammy Davis Jr.)
» Gamer

"There are a lot of people who try for 'artful' that couldn't pull of the chiaroscuro of [this] scene, which puts more or less everyone who's ever cited Jacques Tourneur as an influence to shame."

8. Young Snake Eyes vs. Young Storm Shadow
» G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

You don't see many choreographed fights between pre-teens.

7. Sayid vs. Safehouse Intruders
» Lost

The art of backstabbing.

6. Chev Chelios vs. Johnny Vang (Godzilla Dream Sequence)
» Crank 2: High Voltage

Pure homagination.

5. Beyoncé vs. Ali Larter
» Obsessed

What could have been: LL Cool J was originally cast as the man they're fighting over.

4. "Straight Dave" vs. Lutz (Straight Dave's Man Slammin' Maxout)
» Brüno

Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to use "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" but Elton John refused to license it.

3. Three Suspension Bridges
» Raging Phoenix

Indiana Jones and the Cirque du Soleil.

2. Three-on-Three Basketbrawl
» Fireball

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!

Stick around for the basketball rim fatality.

1. Christine vs. The Gypsy
» Drag Me to Hell

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