Really, to just do a T-Pain/Limp Bizkit song, that would be awesome for me.
[checks calendar]
related: "It'll be one of the books of the year."
Time for another installment of "You can't do that on (American) television!"
a musical about 9/11?
a crazy stalker girl fingers herself on the bed of her stalkee?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON (AMERICAN) TELEVISION!
I spent the past few days absorbing every available episode of Kyle XY.
I pitied Jessi during the first half of season two, but now I wish that she had died after jumping off the cliff. You don't deserve Kyle's benevolence, bitch! I hope he literally kills you with kindness!
Josh's shirts are like 30 Rock Frank's hats.
• Idea: A new typography term
Heh. Sniglet.
• The 2008 Golden Clog Nominees
concocted by Anthony Bourdain