One week!
I've read a lot of articles and comments villainizing the Chinese government, and while many of its actions are indefensible, in China, the Berkeley tree sit-in would've lasted a day at most.
Enough. You're not ewoks. I'd be more sympathetic if Cal planned to raze a rainforest, but it's 44 trees!
OBJECTION!
Fine. Save the lives of some trees while squandering your own!
Idea: The Happening 2: Bay Hysteria.
• Third East Bay Trader Joe's robbed in a month
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. Some men just want Garlic Naan and Two Buck Chuck.
BREAKING:
speaking of not scoring…
stuff white people like: touring ballparks. looking 12.
I heard that there is a sex tape of Bill Belichick banging the married woman he had an affair with. [source]
Moreover, he's wearing a condom with the tip cut off.
Verne Troyer's tape? Suddenly not that amazing.
Stage name idea: James Hat.
Fourth inning: "WELCOME, MANNY!!!!!"
The Dodgers are the Gossip Girl of baseball.
Celeb 4 A Day is a service that provides the everyday person with their very own Personal Paparazzi experience. [source]
I'd sign up if I could harass my paparazzo.
Beverly Hills Chihuahua is the new Snakes on a Plane.
• Kimbo Slice to Co-Star with Hulk Hogan in 3D Martial Arts Comedy "Kung Fu U"
• Get Behind the Scenes of the Wachowski's NINJA ASSASSIN In Berlin!
• WAKE n' BACON
Ouch, man.
Thank God for the Wake n' Bacon, the Foreman grill was hazardous and inconvenient.