» What is the point of decaffeinated coffee? Why foul your breath and stain your teeth without receiving any stimulation?
» Has anyone ever needed staples that bend outward? Has anyone ever needed to bend staple legs outward?
» The IT guy at work is always "on," and I'm struggling to feign amusement.
» The IT guy saw me pull into the office parking lot in my Lexus.
Oh God… "The temp drives a Lexus?" But it's a hand-me-down from the mid-90s! I have to insert CDs in the trunk! And petrol is fuckin' $3.41 a gallon!
At least I'm getting paid for this gig. "The intern drives a Lexus?" was super awkward.
» Like tying a tie, I am seemingly unable to grasp how to cradle a baby. No baby has yet complained about my cradling, but I'm positive that all of them were uncomfortable in my arms.
» Impacted earwax is noticeably impacting hearing in my left ear. I want to remove it myself, but am hesitant to try after reading the caveats on medical web sites. I could see an otologist, but don't have medical insurance. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
» Add "Animal" by Neon Trees to my torture playlist. At first, I thought it was a Julian Casablancas song and could not endure it even more.
• SKATEISTAN – To live and skate in Kabul
• Bread People
• Organ Trail (Beta)
Wouldn't the outward facing staple just be a staple facing the opposite way?
I had a similar problem with earwax and got it yanked out by the doctor when getting examined for a cold. It hurt a bit for about a day. You can get an earwax dissolving solution at the grocery store. One brand is Debrox.