Oh, Banksy…

The trailer for Body of Lies is easily the least appealing trailer I've seen all year. The film looks so unnecessary.

I'd see Body of Lice, though. "What's eating Gilbert Grape's brother?"

I hope The Asylum is reading.

Speaking of The Asylum…

[facepalm]

Also coming soon: The Day the Earth Stopped (lulz) and The 18 Year Old Virgin (whaaa?).

The Day the Earth Stopped stars (oof) C. Thomas Howell and Judd Nelson.

The two will reportedly re-unite in Howl, a film about a detective who moonlights as a werewolf. Sounds like the premise of Mr. Brooks, which starred William Hurt, and that new NBC series starring Christian Slater.

Andrew McCarthy.

song title ideas:
– "Cesarean Septuagenarian" (prog rock only)
– "2 Goys 1 Putz"
– "A Fecal History of the United States"

• Things are gonna change, I can feel it
• Cheesy Beefy Melt: A Modern Tragedy
• BIG HEARTS