Let's judge this book by its cover:
Hot or not?
Oh it was filmed in Thailand! And the victims are all lesbians!
Allie has to decide fast… stay in this human cesspool and track down the killer, or return home to Detroit.
She chooses the less disturbing and dangerous option.
Bangkok. She chooses to stay in Bangkok.
Obviously people abbreviate and use accepted shorthand when texting, but this is ridiculous. "Sry sum dork naybr" and "no wz awsum, seriosly" are some of the more legible examples.
And while I'm no connoisseur of sexy-time chat-rooms, I find it hard to believe mimes make a habit of hanging out in them. [source]
I wish that chat transcript had a timestamp. I'd love to see the correlation between derp brain and time of day.