10. And Ryan Lewis (Dave, S01E02)

I watched 17 hours of television this week.

Stray Observations

• "I'm a criminal defense lawyer. I can believe anything." (The Outsider, S01E09)
• Law and Order dun-dun (Dispatches From Elsewhere, S01E01)
• ♫: Phosphorescent – "Song For Zula" (Dispatches From Elsewhere, S01E01)
• "I'm just not sure a pope would choose to appear in shit. Wouldn't he pick, like, motor oil or pancakes?" (Avenue 5, S01E07)
• "Tobey Maguire died. Throat slit in a prison shower." (Avenue 5, S01E07)
• "The real hot ticket is the fecal pope." (Avenue 5, S01E07)
• "Do you wanna go, uh, check out an old pope's face in some excrement?" (Avenue 5, S01E07)
• "Hey. What's the matter? Why are you acting like a little foster child with a secret?" (Avenue 5, S01E07)
• "Go play with your axe."
  "It's sleeping." (Kidding, S02E07)
• Tyler, the Creator (Kidding, S02E07)
• "You wouldn't have had this problem with the alto." (Kidding, S02E07)
• "There's nothing more annoying than hearing about someone's dreams."
  "That's not true. Nobody hated Martin Luther King."
  "Well, somebody did." (Kidding, S02E07)
• "You can feel anything at all. Anything at all, you can feel it."
  "Thanks. That's good advice."
  "It's not advice. I read that on the back of a prophylactic." (Kidding, S02E07)
• "You are Duterte!" (Kidding, S02E07)
• ♫: Jimmy Jones – "Good Timin'" (Kidding, S02E07)
• "Do you not find that offensive?"
  "I'm African-American. I feel nothing." (Kidding, S02E08)
• Blake Griffin (Kidding, S02E08)
• "The Jets killed Carl – and a little bit of the Knicks." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E07)
• "Oh, by the way, Seferian-Jenkins didn't survive the recovery, Larry." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E07)
• "You're a bad person, Voiello."
  "No, I am an appalling person." (The New Pope, S01E08)
• "I always wish I was one of those Asian girls that could draw Pokémon freehand and rip paper in a straight line." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S01E07)
• Taco (Dave, S01E01)
• "Lil Wayne?"
  "Weezy! What other Wayne you know?"
  "Brady." (Dave, S01E01)
• "Who is this rapper that you are paying $10,000 to?"
  "YG."
  "Is it Why, G? with a question mark? Or the letters Y-G?"
  "Google will answer any question you have."
  "Is it Korean? Like, Wai Chi?"
  "Guys, I'm leaving right now. I'm hanging up."
  "Okay, but is it Korean? Is he a Korean rapper?" (Dave, S01E01)
• "I have to wire $10,000 to a company called Blood Gang Entertainment LLC, attention or whatever: Nutti." (Dave, S01E01)
• "Think of me as, like, a corporation. Like, when Wendy's tweets, for example, I don't think anybody thinks that it's actually Wendy."
  "No, because Wendy is not a real person, okay? And Wendy's isn't tweeting that Wendy sucked Dave Thomas' dick."
  "Wendy is a real person. It's Dave Thomas' daughter." (Dave, S01E01)
• Dark Souls II (Devs, S01E02)
• "Any French philosophy post-Rousseau is essentially a magazine." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E06)
• "Wario cheats!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E06)
• "All my kids want to do is eat toast and masturbate." (Better Things, S04E02)
• Mike Judge (Better Things, S04E02)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Rick and Morty