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44. Panic! at the Silent Disco (Chucky, S01E03)

Harley Quinn bleeped "cunt" too, and it's a streaming show.

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "Which Coney Island did you hit?"
    "Lafayette."
    "I'm an American guy myself."
    "That explains things." (BMF, S01E05)
  • "Who the fuck was watching cartoons?"
    "Me. I fucking love Bugs Bunny." (BMF, S01E05)
  • "My daddy had a saying: Detroit ain't about open hands. We about closed fists." (BMF, S01E05)
  • Saddam Hussein as Shiv's contact photo for her father (Succession, S03E02)
  • "I don't really wanna go to Congress again. I'm kinda too young to be in Congress so much, you know?" (Succession, S03E02)
  • Trojan horse delivery (Succession, S03E02)
  • "I hope that you're not anxious that you've, you know, chained yourself to a fire hydrant that spews out cultural insensitivity and sperms." (Succession, S03E02)
  • "We flew back scheduled, so that was just delightful." (Succession, S03E02)
  • "It's good to know we don't have an unbalanced love portfolio." (Succession, S03E02)
  • "I found his performance histrionic and meretricious. The man is a self-regarding popinjay." (Succession, S03E02)
  • "We're fat-fingered fucks and we can only live on cream." (Succession, S03E02)
  • "It's a stretch? It's a fucking scrotum over a timpani drum." (Succession, S03E02)
  • "Oh, no, no, no, no. These, these are relevant donuts." (Succession, S03E02)
  • "You're not wanted!"
    "Like he hasn't heard that enough in his life." (Succession, S03E02)
  • "I think you're gonna like Pugh. He's incredibly intransigent." (Succession, S03E02)
  • ♫: Too $hort – "Blow the Whistle" (Insecure, S05E01)
  • "What the fuck? 'She had the best stanky leg.' And 'always carried a purse.' Who would remember that and why?" (Insecure, S05E01)
  • "Photos on an app. Invent that shit. Call it 'Issa-gram.'" (Insecure, S05E01)
  • "Oh, y'all ain't got love' for Pac? Let it be known then." (Insecure, S05E01)
  • Reggae Gold (Insecure, S05E01)
  • "Sorry, ma'am."
    "Y'all okay."
    "Wait. We at ma'am status now?" (Insecure, S05E01)
  • Netflix (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • "Trump has really ruined it for all Don Jrs, hasn't he?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • Super Dave's brother (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • "Oh, I got my Jews confused a little bit."
    "I got my Jews confused?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • "Oh, fuck you, Albert." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • ♫: "Las Mañanitas" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • "But I know Marsha Lifshitz is that girl right there eating those leftover tacos." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • "[sighs] So much tsuris." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • "Albert Brooks is a COVID hoarder." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • "Shanda! A shanda!" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)
  • "I've never dated a Clipper."
    "Fuckin' dig it." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)


(Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E01)

  • "Don't touch the fucking Corn Pops!" (Y: The Last Man, S01E09)
  • Jake's reaction to Devon putting a hand on his shoulder (Chucky, S01E03)
  • "I thought you were watching Westworld."
    "Chucky says life's too short. He wants to watch the news." (Chucky, S01E03)
  • "We got to ask Clinton the tough questions."
    "What do you suggest, Kavanaugh?"
    "If Monica Lewinsky says you ejaculated into her mouth on two separate occasions, would she be lying?" (American Crime Story, S03E08)
  • "You know, after we won in, uh, in '92, Hillary and I did a…like a kind of victory lap from state to state. You know, and we were driving through her hometown in Park Ridge, and the limo runs out of gas. So, you know, we pull into this little station, and, uh, this guy notices Hill. And he says, 'Hey, Hillary, remember me? We used to date.' And, uh, as we pull away, you know, I turn to her all proud, and I said, 'I bet you're glad you married the president and not that guy.' And you know what she said? Tell him, honey."
    "If I had married that guy, he would be president." (American Crime Story, S03E08)
  • "If I leave, I'm the woman who left President Clinton. If I stay, I'm the woman who stayed. I lose either way. 'Cause I-I didn't invest in me. I invested in us." (American Crime Story, S03E08)
  • Colin Robinson removed from the opening credits (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)


(What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)

  • "The corpse has barely begun to stink, and we've got the Tao of Steve painting our portrait." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)
  • "I discovered that there is no meaning or purpose to the universe because of The Big Bang Theory." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)
  • Matt Berry playing Toast of London's theme (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)
  • "My late friend Walt Whitman said to me, 'You'd better put that away, Laszlo…'" (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)
  • "I'm sorry, Donal Logue." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)
  • "Oh, snap."
    "Snap, indeed, Donal." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)
  • "Logue out." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)
  • "Plancha!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E10)
  • What We Do in the Shadows Season Grade: B
  • "Are we really fighting over a boy? We are failing the Bechdel Test right now."
    "Oh, right. Quick, talk about something else."
    "This weather sure is good."
    "Yeah, agreed."
    "Okay, test passed." (Inside Job, S01E04)
  • "Get ready to have a great time in the past. Oh shit, I should've said 'blast in the past.' Everyone, pretend I said 'blast in the past.'" (Inside Job, S01E05)
  • "Goddamn it. Fucking '80s owl. Global warming will take care of you." (Inside Job, S01E05)
  • "Kevin, I don't think Myc is actually nice. He keeps eating all your Zoobooks and punching holes in the walls."
    "I don't think he's punching." (Inside Job, S01E05)
  • "Don't let him spray you. You'll become a stunted man-child like Chris Hardwick!" (Inside Job, S01E05)
  • "We want to go back to the one perfect decade, the 1950s."
    "Huh. I guess everybody's nostalgic for a simpler time that never really existed."
    "And the word 'Chinese' just meant 'generally Asian.'" (Inside Job, S01E05)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Underground Railroad
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: What We Do in the Shadows

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