Re-skin this Halloween decoration into Charlotte, Miranda, and Carrie around Samantha's tombstone. Oh, the sisters are also sold separately! Fill your front yard with an army of inflatable Kathy Najimys. More ubiquitous couples costumes this Halloween: Barbie and Ken, or Barbie and Oppenheimer? Poor M3GAN…
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A brief history of me pooping my pants
1989: In elementary school, first or second grade. I remember having to clean up in a toilet stall with no door. 1995: Aboard a 12-hour flight from Taipei to San Francisco, sometime in the middle of it. 2003: While rushing toward the washroom of a…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
32. Y2K in Monaco with Gene Hackman (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E09) Honourable Mention Cherry's reaction to a pull-apart pecan and raisin sticky bun (Crime Scene Kitchen, S02E08) Cannon Man (How To with John Wilson, S03E02) Procrasti-bator video categories (This Fool, S02E05) Ball pit sex scene…
Adam Riff Clip of the Week™
31. Energy Vampire Council (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03) Honourable Mention Self-cleaning toilet (How To with John Wilson, S03E01) Stray Observations "Attention, pharmacy! I need some salves and shit for intense body beatings!" (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E07) "It's filthy as fuck in here….
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
30. Naked and Afraid (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E06) Honourable Mention Customer Service (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E08) Chinese vs. Germans (Warrior, S03E06) Nadja's Ghost/Colin Robinson performing "It's Raining Men" (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03) Foursome (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03)…
Mmm Hungwy
Idea: Idea: Idea: This, but instead of "Green Day," it says "Enola Gay," and instead of "Dookie," it says "Barbie," and the plane is bombing Barbieland.
Do asexuals like Chicago pizza?
Las Vegas: Where one scallop costs the same as a pepperoni pizza. Rory: It's a perfect scallop, though. One scallop is cheaper than two piles of tomatoes, but two tomato mosaics are cheaper than one scallop. Beautifully arranged > perfectly framed. One scallop with tomato…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
29. Hello Dolly (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E01) Honourable Mention Bank Robbery (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E05) Stray Observations (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E05) "I DDT'd that dude from the top rope. Yeah, it was, like, Undertaker level." (Secret Invasion, S01E04) "Now, why don't you…
neuken in de keuken
Rory: "LGBK" is trans erasure. Jon: No, that would be the missing buns. Alas, this is fake. This, however, is real:
Let's go down there, shall we?
TOM CRUISE RUNNING IN MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE SINCE 1996 It's almost 10 minutes long?! Idea: A supercut of Juliet Litman or David Jacoby saying they don't like something on the Ringer Food podcast. Just this year: "I don't like the taste of bottled water." "I don't…