Posts Published by Jon
God Paged Me
Why a screening of Very Bad Things to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Follow the Leader? Was KoRn on its soundtrack? No… Rory: Brain Dead Studios will pair a band and a film screening. Jon: Okay, but Jeremy Bolm is a huge Coen brothers fan….
Dream Job: Hedge Fund Manager
Jeff Jarrett is teasing an appearance by Leatherface. Is Jeff Jarrett gonna smash a guitar over Leatherface's head? Rory: RoboCop saves Jeff Jarrett from Leatherface. related: In April 2015, Waka Flocka announced that he was running for president, despite the fact he was below the…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
33. Irish Goodbye (Warrior, S03E09) Stray Observations "He's gay, so I can kiss him like that." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E01) "Did I stick the landing?" "The plane is literally scattered across the runway." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E01) "Hey, Oliver. How you…
Galactus – Latino
Re-skin this Halloween decoration into Charlotte, Miranda, and Carrie around Samantha's tombstone. Oh, the sisters are also sold separately! Fill your front yard with an army of inflatable Kathy Najimys. More ubiquitous couples costumes this Halloween: Barbie and Ken, or Barbie and Oppenheimer? Poor M3GAN…
A brief history of me pooping my pants
1989: In elementary school, first or second grade. I remember having to clean up in a toilet stall with no door. 1995: Aboard a 12-hour flight from Taipei to San Francisco, sometime in the middle of it. 2003: While rushing toward the washroom of a…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
32. Y2K in Monaco with Gene Hackman (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E09) Honourable Mention Cherry's reaction to a pull-apart pecan and raisin sticky bun (Crime Scene Kitchen, S02E08) Cannon Man (How To with John Wilson, S03E02) Procrasti-bator video categories (This Fool, S02E05) Ball pit sex scene…
Adam Riff Clip of the Week™
31. Energy Vampire Council (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03) Honourable Mention Self-cleaning toilet (How To with John Wilson, S03E01) Stray Observations "Attention, pharmacy! I need some salves and shit for intense body beatings!" (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E07) "It's filthy as fuck in here….
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
30. Naked and Afraid (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E06) Honourable Mention Customer Service (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E08) Chinese vs. Germans (Warrior, S03E06) Nadja's Ghost/Colin Robinson performing "It's Raining Men" (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03) Foursome (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03)…