Previously on Adam Riff™: • Elliot: The Burninator • Elliot: Still Burninating Every Friday, another chapter of Aaron's film. If you missed any, catch up. The trilogy is complete. Next week: An amazing series finale.
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Appetite for Destruction
Previously on Adam Riff™: Every Friday until May 8, another chapter of Aaron's film. If you missed any, catch up. The most bizarre thing I've ever consumed is probably pure mayonnaise with dry dog food chased with Mountain Dew for AP Comp class. That, or…
Blowing kisses to disinterested bitches
Previously on Adam Riff™: • Homestyle Nipple Piercing Every Friday, another chapter of Aaron's film. If you missed any, catch up. Haters rejoice. The end is nigh. Our little film series will conclude on May 8, wrapping up with what I think are four fairly…
Wet Dream
Previously on Adam Riff™: • The Griptape Job • The Whipping Boys Every Friday, another chapter of Aaron's film. If you missed any, catch up.
A Fond Farewell to a Friend
He loves to sing a song by the All-American Rejects called “Move Along." [source] *sniff* End of an era. Is it too soon to dub him "Tyler Hans-been"? One for the road: Young Also-ransbrough. Bring on the Wear twins. Moving along myself, I followed through…
Senseless
Previously on Adam Riff™: • Central Park Heart Attack Every Friday, another chapter of Aaron's film. If you missed any, catch up.
With God on our side
I will resist a gorilla comparison. Bud Light's "_____ bad, drinkability good" ads ape Southwest's "wanna get away?" ads, and CBS has been airing them back-to-back. UConn's uniforms are hideous. They look like a conservative designed them. Rick Pacino Bill Hader on rejected Saturday Night…
The Haunting in Connecticut
Previously on Adam Riff™: • Banana Blow Job • BB Gun Wake Up Every Friday, another chapter of Aaron's film. If you missed any, catch up. Today: one of my favourites.
Hit or Miss
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