// Seattle, WA
I flip through the latest issue The Stranger while on a bus to Ravenna for supper.
Page 27:
Page 31:
Page 45:
It looks like "Fight Evil" is the name of the business.
is gonna build a mountain
// Seattle, WA
I flip through the latest issue The Stranger while on a bus to Ravenna for supper.
Page 27:
Page 31:
Page 45:
It looks like "Fight Evil" is the name of the business.
// Seattle, WA
Chris: I've lived below both frat boys and sorority girls. I preferred living below the frat boys.
Jon: Oh?
Mike: Because of the shoes the sorority girls wore for parties.
Chris: Did you like Wonder Woman?
Jon: It was okay.
Chris: I didn't like it. Well, I didn't like what I've seen. I haven't finished it yet. While watching it last night, I felt the urge to watch another film and switched.
Jon: Which other film?
Chris: MacGruber.
Chris: HE ASSEMBLES A TEAM OF WRESTLERS AND THEY BLOW UP!
Chris: BIG SHOW KISSES A MAN!!!
// Seattle, WA
I feel like I've photographed this giant eggplant construction worker before.
Ditto that Trump/Joker mask at the Goodwill in the U District
and that box for socks at Denny and Westlake.
Déjà Yu.
// Mount Vernon, WA
Elizabeth and I are driving up to Vancouver, BC to see a film.
Jon: Hey, how's your brother?
Elizabeth: Uhh… Did something happen to him?
Jon: Uhh… I just know that you have a brother.
Elizabeth: Oh. He's become somewhat of a celebrity. I thought you might have seen something that I didn't.
Jon: A celebrity, eh?
Elizabeth: Google Arthur's name.
I google Arthur's name.
Jon: "Meet the Trump backer leading the resistance to the resistance in California."
Elizabeth:
// Seattle, WA
Tony and I are walking up Broadway in Capitol Hill. We pass two dudes who are walking their bikes.
Tony: Whoops. Excuse me.
Behind me, I hear someone spit, followed by "I didn't mean to do that. I was spitting on the ground and— I spat toward the ground and…"
Tony and I enter a QFC.
Jon: Did that bicyclist just spit at you?
Tony: Yup, on the back of my neck. Not a loogie, but spittle.
Tony: Before he did, I heard him mutter "Fuckin' bitch. I oughta spit on you."
Tony: Can you check my back for spit?
Jon: All clear.
Tony and I are making garlic chips.
Jon: The recipe says "use chopsticks to make sure they don't stick together in the hot oil."
Tony searches for chopsticks.
Tony: I only have one wooden chopstick. The rest are all plastic.
Jon: Why do you only have one wooden chopstick?
Tony: I use the other one to make coffee.
Tony directs my eyes toward a window sill, where I notice the other wooden chopstick.
Tony: I'm googling "what to do if someone spits on you."
Tony: First comment on a gunsamerica.com post: "Well, if you are a police officer, you shoot the bastard. He might have AIDS, and your life is in danger."
I google "what to do if someone spits on you."
Jon: "A palm-heel at a 45 degree angle into the nose is a nice response to spit in the face."
Jon: Reply to that comment: "A palm heel strike to the nose can shear off the cartilage in the nose and send that 'bone' fragment into the brain. Instantly killing the person. Not the proper response for being spat upon."
Tony: forum.bodybuilding.com: "I had a little kid spit on my face once (8 years old or something) and I know they don't really understand how disrespectful that shit is, but I pushed him to the ground and made him cry lol (no child abuser)."
41. Schoolhouse Roots (Black-ish, S04E01)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
(Vice Principals, S02E03)
(Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E02)
(Nathan For You, S04E02)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Nathan For You
Today is my 35th birthday.
Last month, Adam Riff™ dot com turned 17.
By my calculation, on August 17, 2018, this website will have consumed exactly half of my life.
And from August 17, 2018 on, this website will have consumed over half of my life.
Half of my life – all because I wanted to be able to joke about giant throbbing erections and execution by firing squad with impunity.
My son will be a senior in high school next year.
Trying out single-day digests for local eating.
San Francisco, CA
salt and straw / the saratoga / media noche / wesburger 'n' more
Creepy Crawly Critters Ice Cream (Salt and Straw)
matcha ice cream spiked with zesty orange, hiding real dark chocolate-covered crickets and coconut toffee-brittle mealworms
—The crickets and mealworms are negligible. It's basically matcha ice cream with some textural bits.
Roasted Strawberry Tres Leches Ice Cream (Salt and Straw)
rich strawberry ice cream made with roasted oxnard strawberries, a touch of salt, sweet cream, creamy tres leches cake, a swirl of bright strawberry vanilla jam
—Scrumptious.
Peach Vinegar Cobbler with Toasted Nutmeg Ice Cream (Salt and Straw)
salted vanilla ice cream with a hint of toasted nutmeg, jammy california peaches roasted in peach vinegar, toasted nutmeg crumble
—The vinegar works!
Green Chartreuse-Glazed Doughnut (The Saratoga)
chocolate old-fashioned, rainbow sprinkles
^ Chartreuse is a French herbal liqueur distilled by monks through a secret process known only to them.
I couldn't discern the Chartreuse glaze, but I think I felt it in my throat after eating the doughnut, though that may have been the peppermint Orbit gum I was chewing beforehand.
El Cubano Sandwich (Media Noche)
roasted mojo pork shoulder, smoked ham, swiss, house pickles, mustard
—A case of "second time not as dynamite as the first."
Previously at Media Noche:
Mi Abuelita Favorita Moon Bar (Media Noche)
guava cheesecake ice cream dipped in chocolate, crushed maria cookies
^ The ice cream is made with water buffalo milk.
PB&J Burger (WesBurger 'N' More)
6oz patty with peanut butter, onion rings, jalapeño strawberry jam, and sharp cheddar
—Didn't really taste like anything.
Queso (WesBurger 'N' More)
—Like Franklin ruined brisket for me, Torchy's ruined queso. Few other quesos compare.
Previously at WesBurger:
Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich (WesBurger 'N' More)
buttermilk-battered, extra crispy fried chicken dipped in house nashville spice mix, served with garlic mayo, lettuce, and pickles
Fried Chicken Burrito (WesBurger 'N' More)
fried chicken, pintos, corn salad, avocado, crema, cheese, and salsa
MISSED CONNECTIONS
Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch Pudding (The Saratoga)
black label scotch caramel
Jerk Salad (WesBurger 'N' More)
jerked chicken, pickled veg, peach, avo, tomato, fried shallot, romaine
This was supposed to be longer, but I didn't end up returning this past weekend.
August 2017
sparrow + wolf / jaburritos / secret pizza / tipsy robot / tacos el gordo / taco bell cantina / chada thai / ameriCAN beer bar
Bento Box (Sparrow + Wolf)
a three-tier selection of premium oysters, shellfish, cured meats, terrines, and seasonal condiments
^ $75 appetizer.
Chinatown Clams Casino (Sparrow + Wolf)
lap cheong, shiitake mushroom, uni hollandaise
Beef Cheek and Bone Marrow Dumpling (Sparrow + Wolf)
green onion emulsion
Coal Roasted Beets and Endive (Sparrow + Wolf)
pea shoots, oro blanco, shaved fennel, sheep's milk blue, and bird seed
^ I cleaned the plate of bird seed.
(Sparrow + Wolf) shares a building with
Drew texts me this image:
Jon: Is this Vegas?
Drew: No, Philly.
Jon: Huh. Because I have a Pokéman in my notes for Vegas.
Jon: Gotta try them all?
Sushi Cupcakes (Jaburritos)
^ Like miniature sushi bowls in crispy wonton shells.
Smoked Salmon Cupcake (Jaburritos)
smoked salmon, red onion, dill, cream cheese, garnished with dill and masago
Spicy Surimi Crab Cupcake (Jaburritos)
spicy surimi crab, guacamole, cream cheese, garnished with togarashi
Spicy Tuna Cupcake (Jaburritos)
spicy tuna, spicy mayo, eel sauce, garnished with cucumber and crispy garlic
White Pie (Secret Pizza)
^ Still.
At (Tipsy Robot), you order a cocktail on a tablet, choosing a specialty cocktail or creating one of your own, and then watch a robotic arm make your order.
MISSED CONNECTIONS
Sausage and Stout Pizza (Pizza Rock)
honey-malted guinness beer dough, house-made mozzarella, house-made beer sausage, caramelized onions, fontina cheese, green onion, crushed red peppers, beer salt, drizzled with a sweet guinness reduction
Palace Pan Roast (The Oyster Bar)
shrimp, crab, chicken, and andouille sausage
^ David Chang: "It's the best dish in Las Vegas."
40. The Tipping Point (Nathan For You, S04E01)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
(South Park, S21E03)
The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
The New AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Nathan For You
Looking ahead: