Gandalf's voice is in my head every time I put out a new one

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GHOSTBUSTERS VIRTUAL REALITY ACADEMY
The Ghostbusters VR Academy is your chance to be a real Ghostbuster with two distinct virtual reality experiences. Enter the ARENA, suit up and get armed with proton packs as you outsmart mischievous spirits and join forces with fellow trainees to capture ghosts. In a separate attraction, BLITZ, hop into the driver's seat of the ECTO hovercraft, a vehicle exclusive to the Academy.

Okay…

ZOMBIELAND BUMPER CARS
In this bumper car ride, one car is chosen as Patient Zero. Avoid getting bumped or you'll become a zombie. Navigate the chaos, stay uninfected, and escape the outbreak.

Sure…

BAD BOYS RACING CLUB
Surrounded by a Miami-inspired skyline with illuminated photo-ops, get ready to ride like the BAD BOYS in this collection of racing simulators that take you on a high-speed chase to victory.

Ehh…

21 JUMP STREET POP-UP BAR
Head back to school for cocktail chemistry or join an art class for a "paint and sip" night complete with drinks inspired by house party booze classics.

[pause]

Damn, without Spider-Man, Sony's film IP is pitiful.

Ghostbusters virtual reality academy
Twisted Metal bumper cars
Homelander: Extreme Flight simulator
Breaking Bad superlab speakeasy

FIXED.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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49. Undone (The Curse, S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • Kuato knife (Rick and Morty, S07E07)
  • "Oh, you're getting choked. Go go ponytail secret move!"
    "Oh, my God! What? Hair, stop! I need you to remove that." (Rick and Morty, S07E07)
  • "This industry's all about the spectacle. It's gettin' harder for me to feel anything. I'm like fuckin' One-Punch Man."
    "Wait, wait, wait. You fuck with One-Punch Man?"
    "Yeah."
    "Say word."
    "Every night, I watch Saitama kill all those monsters with one punch and never feel shit. Never. Always looking for the thrill of a real opponent. Yeah, that's my nigga." (Rap Sh!t, S02E05)

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48. Live caller tries to get Stephen A. Smith with Pixar's Cars question…gets owned (The Stephen A. Smith Show, 21 Nov 2023)

Stray Observations

  • "I'm Leg Riiick!" (Rick and Morty, S07E06)
  • "Fucking rock asshole." (Rick and Morty, S07E06)
  • "That was your Hail Mary?"
    "I held onto my tits for nothing!" (Rick and Morty, S07E06)
  • "Will it bother you if I watch Blue Bloods?" (Fargo, S05E01)
  • Imagine Dragons posters (Fargo, S05E01)
  • Jon Hamm with pierced nipples (Fargo, S05E02)
  • "Does my discussing matters of state in moist repose bother you?" (Fargo, S05E02)
  • "I-I just want to play floor hockey in my socks with Scotty again and watch Real Housewives." (Fargo, S05E02)
  • Benjamin Earl Turner (Rap Sh!t, S02E04)
  • "Yo, DJ, give me something real mellow, you know, like 115 BPM." (Rap Sh!t, S02E04)
  • "Um, I want my fish fried hard and I want it thick. I want people to wonder if my fish got a BBL. I want the ass on my fish to look like two Ethiopian foreheads just pootin' his way through the Atlantic current. I want it thick like Kelly Price lips and Cardi B ass. Don't give me a red snapper. I want some red clapper."
    "Hey, I could get some hush puppies?"
    "Anything else?"
    "Hey, what you want?"
    "I'm hungry for that bread."
    "Oh, yeah, it come with bread."
    "Yeah, it's in the meal." (Rap Sh!t, S02E04)
  • "Mom's going through hell back on Earth, and you were getting it on with a grasshopper two seconds after you left." (Invincible, S02E04)