Adam Riff™

48. Live caller tries to get Stephen A. Smith with Pixar's Cars question…gets owned (The Stephen A. Smith Show, 21 Nov 2023)

Stray Observations

• "I'm Leg Riiick!" (Rick and Morty, S07E06)
• "Fucking rock asshole." (Rick and Morty, S07E06)
• "That was your Hail Mary?"
  "I held onto my tits for nothing!" (Rick and Morty, S07E06)
• "Will it bother you if I watch Blue Bloods?" (Fargo, S05E01)
• Imagine Dragons posters (Fargo, S05E01)
• Jon Hamm with pierced nipples (Fargo, S05E02)
• "Does my discussing matters of state in moist repose bother you?" (Fargo, S05E02)
• "I-I just want to play floor hockey in my socks with Scotty again and watch Real Housewives." (Fargo, S05E02)
• Benjamin Earl Turner (Rap Sh!t, S02E04)
• "Yo, DJ, give me something real mellow, you know, like 115 BPM." (Rap Sh!t, S02E04)
• "Um, I want my fish fried hard and I want it thick. I want people to wonder if my fish got a BBL. I want the ass on my fish to look like two Ethiopian foreheads just pootin' his way through the Atlantic current. I want it thick like Kelly Price lips and Cardi B ass. Don't give me a red snapper. I want some red clapper."
  "Hey, I could get some hush puppies?"
  "Anything else?"
  "Hey, what you want?"
  "I'm hungry for that bread."
  "Oh, yeah, it come with bread."
  "Yeah, it's in the meal." (Rap Sh!t, S02E04)
• "Mom's going through hell back on Earth, and you were getting it on with a grasshopper two seconds after you left." (Invincible, S02E04)

47. Bring Da Cuckus (The Curse, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• "Look at us. We're the cherry tomato boys." (The Curse, S01E01)
• ♫: Speelburg – "When You Want Me" (Invincible, S02E03)
• "Nothing's ever scared me! My nickname in school was 'Fearless.' I wore No Fear shirts every day!"
  "Sounds to me like those shirts were a lie, bro." (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01E02)
• "Well, there goes my career. It's like I'm a show that's no longer on the air. I'm a… Damn. I wish there was a word for it." (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01E04)
• "She was looking for me. Looking for answers, never giving up. Like that famous detective."
  "Columbo?"
  "I was gonna say Detective Pikachu." (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01E07)
• ♫: Anamanaguchi – "Mortal Kombat Cover" (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01E08)
• </Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01>

46. Powaqqatsi (Scavengers Reign, S01E12)

Stray Observations

• "Have we thought about just giving up and joining the fascist half of the country?"
  "No!"
  "Just saying, they get to do more." (Rick and Morty, S07E04)
• "Well, on Earth, it's considered inferior to be typical, so we're all very special and different, but we definitely all do like spaghetti." (Rick and Morty, S07E04)
• "That was some speed run of Never Let Me Go, huh?"
  "Spoilers, Rick!"
  "Eh, I guess all clone stories turn out the same way." (Rick and Morty, S07E04)
• </Scavengers Reign, S01>
• "How much do you know?"
  "Let's assume I don't know much, but I'm a fast learner and I'm a god." (Loki, S02E06)
• "Centuries later" (Loki, S02E06)
• "Kiddo, did you really think I was just gonna sit back and let her kill me? And that'd be it? Zip? Nada? RIP HWR? No, I told you. Reincarnation, baby."
  "'We die with the dying. We're born with the dead.'" (Loki, S02E06)
• "Most purpose is more burden than glory." (Loki, S02E06)
• "No, there's no comfort. You just choose your burden." (Loki, S02E06)
• "He's giving us a chance." (Loki, S02E06)
• "I might just wait here for a little bit. Let time pass." (Loki, S02E06)
• </Loki, S02>
• "Do you know what this obscene phallus is constructed from? He asked, expecting some idiotic answer."
  "Uh…"
  "Granite stolen from the Earth. Iron ripped from her loins. Bricks made of the clay she bleeds from humanity's endless ruinations."
  "Isn't that most buildings?"
  "You can keep the ones made of wood. Everything else, we're taking back." (Invincible, S02E02)