Adam Riff™

42. Reel Talk (American Horror Story, S12E04)

Honourable Mention

• Samantha's decapitation (Chucky, S03E02)
• Sam's hallucinatory puppet fight (Gen V, S01E05)

Stray Observations

• "It's not scary. It's elevated thriller, all right?" (Loki, S02E02)
• Anna eating the decomposing raccoon carcass (American Horror Story, S12E04)
• "And maybe don't listen to a man who's becoming a bird." (Our Flag Means Death, S02E04)
• Stede serving in the suit (Our Flag Means Death, S02E05)
• "Why the fuck are you scratching your neck like Tyrone Biggums?" (Gen V, S01E05)

41. The Elixir (The Continental, S01E03)

Honourable Mention

• Rufus' swelling penis (Gen V, S01E04)
• Tek Knight's unusual proclivity (Gen V, S01E04)

Stray Observations

• "Ooh, I like the way you think, Matthew Broderick." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E10)
• "Uh, that was Grey's New Orleans: Family Burn Unit." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E10)
• "Wow. I just got a romantic feeler text from Joy."
  "What? What'd she say?"
  "She says, 'Scott Bakula says hi.'"
  "That's not romantic." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E10)
• </Only Murders in the Building, S03>
• </Ahsoka, S01>
• "Wait, am I ready to get my skin peeled off? I don't know."
  "Am I ready to rip myself from every thread of time? I'd rather have that."
  "You'd rather be disassembled and never reassembled? Than have your skin ripped off?"
  "At least you get to live."
  "Live? What's the quality of life with no skin?" (Loki, S02E01)
• "Likelihood of spaghettification increases 7000%" (Loki, S02E01)
• "How long have you been eating Golden Boy's girlfriend's hole?" (Gen V, S01E04)
• "Just leave me alone, television's Jason Ritter!" (Gen V, S01E04)
• ♫: Maggie Rogers – "Want Want" (Gen V, S01E04)
• "I'm hobo-phobic." (The Continental, S01E03)
• "Turgid lackey." (The Continental, S01E03)
• </The Continental, S01>

40. Jiminy Cricket (Gen V, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• </Dreaming Whilst Black, S01>
• "Do you have any menthol for under the eyes?"
  "Yeah, I have a bucket of menthol." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E09)
• "Sorry for calling you whores."
  "Oh, that's alright. I used to be one." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E09)
• </Reservation Dogs, S03>
• "We are going to pull a Wilde card, as in Olivia Wilde. Don't mention what happened and wait till everyone forgets slash lowkey gaslight the people that do ask and make them think that they're the problem because, you know, sexism." (American Horror Story, S12E02)
• </Starstruck, S03>
• "This is a lot of jewelry. I just… Is it gonna make poor people sad?"
  "I don't think so."
  "Oh. They're probably already sad." (Gen V, S01E02)
• "Mom, what do you mean?"
  "What do I always say?"
  "Oh. 'Pee after sex'?" (Gen V, S01E03)
• "What's the name of my all-time favorite movie?"
  "Well, you're a white guy, so…uh, Godfather, Star Wars, or Shawshank." (Gen V, S01E03)
• Kevin Klein (Shark Tank, S15E01)

Looking forward:

39. Punch-Out!! (Moving, S01E19)

Stray Observations

• "Sorry, uh, so what would you say would be the upside to slavery?"
  "Uh— Gospel songs?"
  "I love a good gospel song."
  "And the partitioning of India?"
  [pause]
  "Tikka masala?" (Dreaming Whilst Black, S01E03)
• "'Dear, Timothy…'"
  "Nah, nah, nah, nah. 'Tomothy.' Misspell that bitch. Because if it was your name, they'd call you 'Kobena.'" (Dreaming Whilst Black, S01E03)
• ♫: Kano – "SYM" (Dreaming Whilst Black, S01E03)
• "Um, I'm sorry, Dr. Hill, would it be terrible if we did Friday? I have Andy Cohen on Thursday." (American Horror Story, S12E01)
• "I fucked Tom Sandoval to get on this show." (American Horror Story, S12E01)
• "You are so much more charming than most people. You on a bad day is like Hilary Swank on a great one, you know?" (American Horror Story, S12E01)