Adam Riff™

Greatest Ever! Definitive! Alien Ant Farm?!

Of those 19 songs, only "The Best of Me" really fits the bill.

How do you not go with "Dammit" and "Fat Lip"?

What is this I don't even…

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"'What I Go to School For' by Busted."
"The Lemonheads' cover of 'Mrs. Robinson.'"
"'Blurry' by Puddle of Mudd."

Hüsker Dü couldn't have been on this disc?

It's like the record company just shuffled through the music libraries of its three "punk-est" employees.

• Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck Wit – Sung by the movies

It's my last week living in New York City, probably ever.

"How I spent much of my early 30s in New York City, crashing at my boss' flat, using a hoodie as a blanket."

Pep's landlord has been showing his flat to prospective tenants. I chuckle to myself every time I hear one say, "It's spacious."

Previously on Adam Riff™:
What began as an excursion down to Philly to try Drew's sandwich ballooned into an all-day food crawl.

Philly food crawl 2? Philly food crawl 2.

Groot IMs "I am Groot."

Sketch Idea: Guardians of the Galaxy 90210. David Silver as Star-Lord. Thanos' daughter Donna. Steve Sanders as Groot. All he says is "I-an Ziering."

Joe E. Tata voices Rocket Raccoon.

Sketch Idea: The Golden Girls, but with four once-controversial rappers.

MLB Idea: Every extra inning, players on the fielding team shift a position. So in the 10th inning, the 9 position (right fielder) becomes the 1 (pitcher), and the pitcher becomes the 2 (catcher), et cetera.

Idea: Gym cars on commuter trains. Don't let lengthy commutes hinder you from working out.

Access the gym car with a train gym membership.

Build lounges in train stations, like airport lounges, where train gym members can shower and change.

Film/Television Idea: What if all the modern ranged weaponry in the world – firearms, missiles, et cetera – suddenly stopped working?

Concert Idea: An evening of HBO programme theme songs.

Sample setlist:

Enter to The Larry Sanders Show's theme song.

1. The Sopranos
2. How to Make It in America
3. Hung
4. Big Love ("God Only Knows")
5. Luck
6. True Blood
7. John From Cincinnati
8. True Detective
9. Flight of the Conchords
10. Oz
11. Lucky Louie
12. Six Feet Under
13. Game of Thrones
14. The Pacific
15. The Kids in the Hall
16. Boardwalk Empire

Encore
17. The Wire S1
18. The Wire S2
19. The Wire S3
20. The Wire S4
21. The Wire S5
22. Treme

• Hannibal Season 2 Bloopers

Buckcherry, have announced plans to release a new EP, titled FUCK, on August 19th via their own label, F-Bomb Records.

Members of Buckcherry, you are in your 40s.

The band might as well rename itself Fuckcherry.

Buckfieri: Triple F!

Never a band to play by the rules, Buckcherry has made a career out of pushing the boundaries and buttons of conventional rock music. Whether it's a song audaciously celebrating the finest white flake ("Lit Up"), an homage to unstable and irresistible young ladies ("Crazy Bitch") or an apologetic ballad ("Sorry")…

Rock music about drugs and women – how scandalously avant-garde. Marcel Duchamp would be proud.

FUCK unapologetically rattles the speakers as much as it will the censors.

The titles of the songs on Fuck all contain the word "fuck," because of course they do.

"6. Fist Fuck"?

The record features six balls-to-the-wall tracks that erupt with gritty riffs and sharp-tongued lyrics, including the upcoming radio single and riotous cover of Icona Pop's hit song "I Love It," which the band naturally cranks to 11 and renames "Say Fuck It."

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Way to rattle censors by cleaning up a song for radio. I L it.

Rory: "Fist Fuck" is a cover of "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha.

• Pre-Order the FUCK EP

I dare say this video is better than Boyhood.

• Sean Bean's Reddit AMA