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17. Shabbat (Knuckles, S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • "Flowers are only flowers because they fall But thankfully, the wind." (Shogun, S01E10)
  • "No translator." (Shogun, S01E10)
  • "How does it feel to shape the wind to your will?"
    "I don't control the wind. I only study it." (Shogun, S01E10)
  • "Let your hands be the last to hold her." (Shogun, S01E10)
  • </Shogun, S01>
  • "Perhaps the Professor's vision for the future was too nearsighted and begging for your tolerance was our first mistake." (X-Men '97, S01E07)
  • "I'm sorry. I have nothing."
    "Same, sugar." (X-Men '97, S01E07)
  • </American Horror Story, S12>
  • "Knuck, knuck. Knuck, knuck. You gotta say, 'Who's there?'"
    "Who's there?"
    "Knuckolas Cage."
    "Please stop." (Knuckles, S01E01)
  • "Can I get you anything, honey?"
    "Yes. Bring me your largest challah bread." (Knuckles, S01E06)
  • </Knuckles, S01>
  • </Baby Reindeer, S01>

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Black Twitter: A People's History (Hulu)
Premieres Thursday, May 9

Based on Jason Parham's WIRED cover story, "A People's History of Black Twitter," this three-part docuseries charts the rise, movements, voices, and memes that made Black Twitter an influential and dominant force in nearly every aspect of American political and cultural life.

LeBron-produced film about NBA Twitter to premiere at Tribeca Festival in June

Memes and Nightmares, which stars NBA Twitter titan Josiah Johnson, explores the idea of a popular J.R. Smith meme going missing and whether anyone would notice.

Need a Wrestling Twitter project to complete the triptych.

What is in the center of the Twitter Venn diagram?

The meme of LeBron taking a photo with his flip phone at WWE Raw?

What he did with cement was awe inspiring

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Idea: A strip mall featuring a marijuana-themed sandwich shop, a marijuana-themed taco shop, and a marijuana-themed cookie shop.

The founder of the marijuana-themed cookie shop chain also founded the MAGA açaí bowl shop chain.

I'm at the combination Cookie Plug and Freedom Bowls.


Mixed media: DALL•E 3 and Photoshop

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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16. Father and Son (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E04)

Stray Observations

  • "You love America. Admit it."
    "I was fascinated and repulsed."
    "That's what it means to love America." (The Sympathizer, S01E01)
  • "Accepting death isn't surrender. Flowers are only flowers because they fall." (Shogun, S01E09)
  • "Xavier would see his Milky Way ghetto become our new throne world." (X-Men '97, S01E06)
  • "I was deconstructing the water ice." (Abbott Elementary, S03E10)
  • [Austin Powers impression]
    "Okay, I don't know who that's supposed to be, but he sounds responsible." (Abbott Elementary, S03E10)
  • "Take another step, Little Caesar. I'll blow that haircut right off your stupid head." (Chucky, S03E06)
  • "Oh, my God. This is where Harvey Weinstein ejaculated into a plant."
    "Stop. Iconic." (American Horror Story, S12E08)
  • </Conan O'Brien Must Go, S01>
  • ♫: Danielle Ponder – Egún (Manhunt, S01E07)
  • </Manhunt, S01>

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15. Kayfabe (Shogun, S01E08)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • </The Regime, S01>
  • "I watched a few, uh, Seinfeld episodes on the plane and shit. You never told me it was a show about weekly ass."
    "It's not a show about weekly ass." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E10)
  • "Have you ever tapped some ass on crutches? You ever crutch fuck?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E10)
  • "That's my auntie right there. She carries candy in her bra. If we're all lucky, we're gonna get some of that titty-taffy." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E10)
  • "I don't understand, why does the judge have to peek at it?"
    "Yeah. They can't make two copies?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E10)
  • </Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12>
  • "Forgive Gambit's passive adolescence." (X-Men '97, S01E05)
  • "There is no love without sin. For love is best measured in what we forgive." (X-Men '97, S01E05)
  • "Go to Genosha. Be with my clone." (X-Men '97, S01E05)
  • "Most other nations don't allow a terrorist to be their leader."
    "Yet so many allow their leaders to be terrorists." (X-Men '97, S01E05)
  • "Congratulations on making it to the final round. You are only one question away from landing this job. Do you own a jelly bean belt? Seriously?! Dismissed!" (Abbott Elementary, S03E09)
  • "Fuck you, Ma-three-gan." (Chucky, S03E05)
  • "Now come on, Vaultie. Ass jerky don't make itself." (Fallout, S01E04)
  • </Fallout, S01>
  • </Ripley, S01>