20. The Tipping Point (The Simpsons, S35E17) Stray Observations "What will you do, child? Slay me with the Fourth of July?" (X-Men '97, S01E10) </X-Men '97, S01> "I guess you're forgetting I was on the track team." "Oh. I know you a runner." "That's a…

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19. Waingro Does Stand-Up (John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A., 9 May 2024) Stray Observations "Gods abandon those who believe in them. Mutants do not." (X-Men '97, S01E09) "Oh, my god! Your obsession with comparing me to Robert Carlock." (Hacks, S03E03) "I have a question…

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18. Prime Time (X-Men '97, S01E08) Stray Observations Applebee's Meltdown (Survivor, S46E10) Stray Observations "Am I really supposed to pick that up now?" "Well, a civic-minded homosexual would." "Christ. You're right." (The Sympathizer, S01E03) "Bastion's evolutionary war lasted 300 years." "So another dystopia where Logan's…

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17. Shabbat (Knuckles, S01E03) Stray Observations "Flowers are only flowers because they fall But thankfully, the wind." (Shogun, S01E10) "No translator." (Shogun, S01E10) "How does it feel to shape the wind to your will?" "I don't control the wind. I only study it." (Shogun, S01E10)…

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16. Father and Son (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E04) Stray Observations "You love America. Admit it." "I was fascinated and repulsed." "That's what it means to love America." (The Sympathizer, S01E01) "Accepting death isn't surrender. Flowers are only flowers because they fall." (Shogun, S01E09) "Xavier…

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15. Kayfabe (Shogun, S01E08) Honourable Mention Beavis and Butt-head (Saturday Night Live, S49E17) Stray Observations </The Regime, S01> "I watched a few, uh, Seinfeld episodes on the plane and shit. You never told me it was a show about weekly ass." "It's not a show…

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14. Jumanji (Saturday Night Live, S49E16) Honourable Mention CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins Trade Barbs (WWE Raw, 25 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "No, you didn't have no fucking hunch. Know why? 'Cause your fucking shoulders didn't go up." "Your shoulders didn't move." "And that…

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13. Unrequited Love (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E01) Honourable Mention CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins Trade Barbs (WWE Raw, 25 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "A man may go to war for many reasons – conquest, pride, power. But a woman is simply at war."…

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12. Nanofibers (3 Body Problem, S01E05) Honourable Mention Dinner (Shogun, S01E05) Stray Observations "Can't get rid of her ass 'cause you got no basis. Getting caught eating pussy is not a basis." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E07) "The seat would stink of Christian." (Shogun, S01E05) "Heroism…

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11. "I'm Just Ken" (The Oscars, 10 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "I really don't see how you can stand this place." "Blur your vision, breathe through your mouth. How else does one get through life?" (The Regime, S01E02) "You know who's gonna be a billionaire?…

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