15. Kayfabe (Shogun, S01E08) Honourable Mention Beavis and Butt-head (Saturday Night Live, S49E17) Stray Observations </The Regime, S01> "I watched a few, uh, Seinfeld episodes on the plane and shit. You never told me it was a show about weekly ass." "It's not a show…

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14. Jumanji (Saturday Night Live, S49E16) Honourable Mention CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins Trade Barbs (WWE Raw, 25 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "No, you didn't have no fucking hunch. Know why? 'Cause your fucking shoulders didn't go up." "Your shoulders didn't move." "And that…

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13. Unrequited Love (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E01) Honourable Mention CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins Trade Barbs (WWE Raw, 25 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "A man may go to war for many reasons – conquest, pride, power. But a woman is simply at war."…

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12. Nanofibers (3 Body Problem, S01E05) Honourable Mention Dinner (Shogun, S01E05) Stray Observations "Can't get rid of her ass 'cause you got no basis. Getting caught eating pussy is not a basis." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E07) "The seat would stink of Christian." (Shogun, S01E05) "Heroism…

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11. "I'm Just Ken" (The Oscars, 10 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "I really don't see how you can stand this place." "Blur your vision, breathe through your mouth. How else does one get through life?" (The Regime, S01E02) "You know who's gonna be a billionaire?…

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10. Original Hold Music (Extraordinary, S02E04) Stray Observations "You really are a mewling vulva, Mr. Schiff." (The Regime, S01E01) "It speaks of a very unusual perversion. A man attracted to a thimble-sized fairy." "Tinkerbell fine as fuck." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E05) "How 'bout Foots?" "Foot…

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9. Remembering Dipper (The Daily Show, 26 Feb 2024) Honourable Mention Art car fight (Furies, S01E08) Stray Observations "Does your husband have a very low-hanging scrotal sac? A lot of guys do." "Oh, my God." "How long is it? When he goes to the bathroom…

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8. All Our Vice (Abbott Elementary, S03E05) Stray Observations Doomcore ♫: The Beatles – "Twist and Shout" (True Detective, S04E06) </True Detective, S04> "However good a shot you think you are, you could have killed Teresa, and trust me, I don't think you could have…

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7. Chance Encounter (The Vince Staples Show, S01E02) Honourable Mention Haru vs. Gaku fight (House of Ninjas, S01E08) Stray Observations ♫: Zayde Wolf – "Save Tonight" (True Detective, S04E05) "Gregory Eddie, is no woman safe from your incompetence with the opposite sex? Mm!" "Well, Gregory?…

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6. Nothing But Net (The Traitors [USA], S02E07) Stray Observations Watching Elf while whitening teeth (True Detective, S04E04) Two adult men separately watching Elf (True Detective, S04E04) "See, me, I carry my phone in my front pocket. But sometimes, I dick dial people by mistake."…

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