14. The Way of Water (The Righteous Gemstones, S04E04)
Honourable Mention
- Sufi Fakir Urs (David Blaine: Do Not Attempt, S01E03)
- Clasp (Dying for Sex, S01E03)
Stray Observations
- "Ugh, just picture Daddy's shaft going into Lori's elderly juice pit." (The Righteous Gemstones, S04E04)
- Toy Cybertruck (The Righteous Gemstones, S04E04)
- "You're glad about your mom mashing pubes?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S04E04)
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"Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to insert yourself into my son's life, you would have figured it out."
"Insert myself?"
"Oh, I feel like there's a different way to say that."
"Stop trying to insert yourself into my son." (The Righteous Gemstones, S04E04) -
"Daddy, you were 69ing!"
"Where was your nose, Daddy?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S04E04) -
"Daddy?"
"Yes, sweetheart?"
"Your dick is leaking pre-cum, and it's leaving a wet spot on your pants." (The Righteous Gemstones, S04E04) - </Common Side Effects, S01>
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"When you look outside this window, what do you see?"
"Starbucks?" (Daredevil: Born Again, S01E07) -
"Did they forget about us?"
"Oh, no, this is what it's like. You wait a half an hour to get called, then you wait again in the room. Like, 80% of having cancer is waiting." (Dying for Sex, S01E02) -
"Is this your dad? How did such an attractive man produce such a sack of shit like you?"
"That's not my dad. That's Bill de Blasio." (Dying for Sex, S01E03) -
"Get me a fucking doctor!"
"I am a doctor."
"Then why are you so young? "I don't want this virgin on my cancer journey!" (Dying for Sex, S01E03) -
"I told them that she was in pain, and it was like they did not even hear me."
"And you're white. Black women say they're in pain and they give them some red Jell-O. That's why I do this. Pain is political. Pleasure is political." (Dying for Sex, S01E03) -
"You know, I tried so hard to be positive, but I'm just, like, a naturally fucked-up, negative person, and it's my fault."
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Cancer doesn't care if you're a positive person. Positive, wonderful, beautiful people die all the time." (Dying for Sex, S01E03) - "Don't drink my daughter's pee if you can't handle it, you freak." (Dying for Sex, S01E05)
- </Dying for Sex, S01>