I woke up today and found a porno movie outside my door. The box says: "If raunchy backyard bangin' pumps your nads… well hold on to your huckleberries 'cause these kissin' cousins are the nastiest sluts east of the Mississippi." West of the Mississippi, of…
Date Archives October 2002
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Jon | Rory | Anthony Chinese people consider the number four unlucky because phonetically it sounds like their word for death. Welcome to the 4th dimension of flavor. Taco Bell recently introduced a "new" quesadilla packed with four cheeses: mozzarella, cheddar, pepper jack and…nacho cheese….
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Hey kids! Do you like puzzles? What we have here is a cryptogram. The numbers represent letters which spell out the name of a popular Las Vegas tourist attraction. If you have trouble unlocking the answer, try using this clue: 8 = D. Good luck!
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Jon | Rory | Anthony WARNING: The following piece contains gross generalizations, inside jokes, and region-specific references. Enjoy at your own discretion. "The trip to Detroit along I-75 takes you between the dense gray spires of an oil refinery and the old petrochemical facility Zug…
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Jon | Rory | Anthony WARNING: The following piece contains gross generalizations, inside jokes, and region-specific references. Enjoy at your own discretion. wrestlepaloozer: [sigh] I'm so fucking sick of writing about Michigan. Jram Royal: … Jram Royal: YOU WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE ABOUT MICHIGAN Jram…