My family had Thanksgiving dinner at another family's house. They also invited other families who, unbeknownst to me, were from their church. I was about to serve myself food when my father stopped me. —Jon, wait until they pray. Wait until they WHAT? I thought….
Date Archives November 2003
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—Take a look. We put the picture's name on everything. Merchandising! Merchandising! Yogurt (Mel Brooks) in Spaceballs —Now available: Survivor: Pearl Islands buffs, the same designs worn by contestants on the show! Who in their right mind would buy a Survivor: Pearl Islands buff? And…
speak now or forever hold your peace
Unwritten Law plays tonight at the "Beat SC" bonfire on campus. Their biggest song is "Seein' Red." There's a 48 point spread for the UCLA vs. USC game this Saturday. No one expects UCLA to win. It's fitting that we play USC at the Coliseum….
total cock atrocity
—Lisa, you made this school even worse, and it wasn't even San Diego State to begin with! Bart Simpson Q: What is more irritating than a Xanga site with shitty music you can't turn off? A: Jon Yu's Xanga site with shitty music you can't…
cheese and crackers
Someone spray painted "Fuck Fat People" on the exterior of the local Subway. Speaking of which, Bubba Sparxxx will open for Blink-182 at the Avalon on Monday and Tuesday. In the latest L.A. Weekly, there's an ad for his latest album. —Bubba will be signing…
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I sincerely hope that there are not actually people out there who wrote songs about the food at Chili's.
the goddamn regret
One of my good friends is a reporter for the San Francisco Chronicle, allegedly at 22 the youngest full-time newspaper reporter in the country right now. He might write a piece on Howard Dean for Rolling Stone soon. He recently accepted a job as a…
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Some amusing things I found in Jon's Chinese textbooks: e. ___________ —We may be uninformed black and Jewish caricatures, but at least we don't look like space aliens. Uh…