Chafboy and I: —did you know that craig kilborn is a huge smiths fan? —yeah, haha —frat boy likes the smiths, and he's not mexican —conan is a big cure fan —really? —yeah —one time, he let them play two times on one show —he…

Read More

I think the high point of every season of Survivor for Jeff Probst is his cheesy entrance into New York City for the live finale. I'd be thrilled to stand on the legs of a helicopter in mid-air if my regular job required me to…

Read More

My Mother: Hello? Me: Happy Mother's Day! My Mother: Heh. What do you need? Me: $500. My Mother: [away from the receiver] Peter, Jon needs $500! [fuzzy dialogue] My Mother: Dad says it'll be in your savings account tomorrow. Me: Sweetness. My Mother: Oh by…

Read More

I caught an episode of Iron Chef America. I didn't like the person Food Network picked to replace Chairman Kaga. He looked like a yakuza — young Asian dude with a buzz cut in a black suit with an Agent Smith earpiece. It was awkward…

Read More

—Oscar winner Denzel Washington stars as a man on fire. from a commercial for a television broadcast of Remember the Titans Friday night on ABC, five couples competed for a teenager's unborn child and Nightline consisted entirely of Ted Koppel reading the names of all…

Read More