On September 10, 2000, I quietly launched this website. Four years later, our readership numbers in the double digits! Here's to four more years.

—That was Esai Morales. —What? —We just walked by Esai Morales. —No, we didn't. —Dude, I'm good at recognizing people. That was Esai Morales in the pink shirt. —Well, why don't you run back and take a photograph with him? —I don't want to disturb…

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Marilyn Manson's cover of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" sounds like the original with "heavy" guitar added. Did he even try? For his next attempt at relevance by way of 80s nostalgia, Manson should cover U2's "Sunday Bloody Sunday." I love the song, but always thought…

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reporting from: nor cal While waiting at the (San Jose) airport to pick up Steven, I saw a group of people wearing matching white t-shirts exit the boarding area. My eyes zoomed in on their shirts out of curiosity. I saw a middle eastern art…

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reporting from: nor cal Why do Alaska and Hawaii have their own airlines? What makes them so special that they can compete with whole countries? —They're listening. [all of a sudden, the house gets sucked into space] Someone please explain the last shot of the…

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Someone buy me this for my birthday.