I've fallen in love with Giada De Laurentiis of Everyday Italian on the Food Network. I love watching her cook. Everything she does is so elegant. Today, she made mussels, clams and shrimp in a spicy broth. I can't afford clams, so I had a…
Date Archives May 2005
It's not a tumor!
A fortnight ago, Howard Stern talked to "California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger" on the air about blowing up the moon. Inexplicably, the Arnold impersonator and his proposal to destroy the moon fooled a few press outlets. Joe Scarborough on the April 25 episode of Scarborough Country:…
You know I like Brit Hume
System Of A Down will head out on a two-month North American tour beginning in August, and plan to bring along one of the few Rock bands odder than themselves: The Mars Volta. The arena tour kicks off in early August with a third, still-unannounced…
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
I went bowling on Saturday. The last time I bowled was two years ago at the Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle wrap party and my rustiness showed. 10 gutter balls. To think, I used to call myself "Blitzkrieg the Strike Masta." I need practice. Bowling 42…